19:27 * Jenny- pulls the lever 19:27 <%Shonikado> [What kind of RP, exactly?] 19:28 * Jenny- I need to set up the setting 19:28 <%Shonikado> [alrighty] 19:28 < Jenny-> [Don't use anybody that relies on their technology] 19:28 <%Shonikado> [*Dirk*] 19:28 <@Rock> [...] 19:28 <@Rock> [Uh] 19:28 < Jenny-> [or relies too much on it that is] 19:28 <@Rock> [...] 19:28 <@Rock> [I'm not sure I have anyone like that.] 19:28 <%Shonikado> [Rock, you have Greg!] 19:28 <@Rock> [Maybe Greg.] 19:29 <%Shonikado> [Shonikado and Taiko both use technology, Prodi IS technology] 19:29 <%Shonikado> [Dirk is all I have and he's the complete opposite :D] 19:29 <%Shonikado> [so] 19:29 *** You're now known as Dirk 19:29 <%Dirk> [Dirk it is] 19:29 *** Rock is now known as Greg 19:29 < Jenny-> [You can use someone that uses technology, they're just going to be disappointed when the find out it doesn't work] 19:30 *** Jenny- is now known as Voice 19:30 <%Dirk> [which makes everyone but Taiko and Dirk completely useless :D] 19:30 * Voice okay 19:30 <@Greg> [Two of my characters rely heavily on technology] 19:30 <@Greg> [One /is/ technology] 19:30 * Voice You guys wake up someplace where there is nothing but white as far as the eye can see 19:30 * Dirk Oh dear. 19:31 * Voice How you got here is kind of a blur, and trying to remember gives you a headache. 19:31 <%Dirk> [The White Room?] 19:31 <%Dirk> [Oh woo] 19:31 <%Dirk> [I love escape-the-room games!] 19:31 *** Riles_Mac ~Riles_Mac@shacops-FBD34F06.hsd1.md.comcast.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 19:31 * Dirk gets up, rubbing his head or whatever he has under his hat 19:31 < Voice> [*evil laugh*] 19:31 <%Dirk> Uuugh... 19:31 <@Greg> [Do we still have our weapons?] 19:31 *** Riles_Mac is now known as Riles 19:31 < Voice> [yes] 19:32 <@Greg> [Gotcha.] 19:32 * Greg is still asleep. 19:32 <@Greg> *zzz* 19:32 < Voice> [Actually, on second thought, no] 19:32 <@Greg> [Well okay then.] 19:33 * Voice Greg, you find yourself holding what looks like a ordinary shortsword. Dirk has a wooden staff. 19:33 <%Dirk> ...? 19:33 * Dirk looks over at Greg. 19:33 <%Dirk> ... 19:33 * Greg is still asleep though. 19:33 * Dirk shakes him. 19:33 <%Dirk> Greg, wake up! 19:33 <%Dirk> [*1 damage*] 19:33 * Greg grumbles something. 19:34 * Greg Most likely profanity. 19:34 <%Dirk> ... 19:34 * Voice you also both have bags with 10 pieces of gold in them 19:34 * Dirk snaps a few times, creating miniature explosions with each snap to wake Greg up 19:34 <%Dirk> [We're on Hawaii again aren't we] 19:34 * Greg growls and rolls over. 19:34 <@Greg> /What./ 19:34 < Voice> [no] 19:34 <%Dirk> ... Well I thought you might want to be awake. 19:35 <%Dirk> Since we're, you know 19:35 * Dirk looks around 19:35 <%Dirk> Somewere 19:35 <%Dirk> [*Somewhere] 19:35 < Voice> [THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!] 19:35 <@Greg> ... 19:35 * Greg sits up. 19:35 * Greg looks around. 19:35 <@Greg> ... 19:35 <@Greg> What the hell? 19:36 <%Dirk> Yes, that's what I'm thinking too 19:36 <%Dirk> We've apparently been captured and placed in some sort of odd jail 19:36 <%Dirk> ... 19:36 * Dirk looks at his staff and bag of gold 19:36 <%Dirk> Which doesn't really explain /these/, though 19:36 <@Greg> ... 19:36 * Dirk waves his staff around. 19:36 * Greg looks down at the sword in his lap. 19:36 <@Greg> What the...? 19:37 * Greg picks up the blade, not used to wielding one. 19:37 < Voice> ["At least you didn't get a stick."] 19:37 * Dirk checks to see if the staff has any magic casting abilities, similar to how the fire staff can cast Fire and all 19:38 * Voice the staff does nothing 19:38 * Greg stands up, holding the sword. 19:39 <@Greg> [Voice: Are there distinguishable walls or does it look like Whitespace? 19:39 <@Greg> ] 19:39 <%Dirk> ... 19:39 <%Dirk> Hmm. 19:39 < Voice> [It's just white everywhere. You can't tell if there's any walls or a ceiling or anything 19:39 <@Greg> ... 19:40 * Greg walks forward, disoriented by the indistinguishable walls, floor and ceiling. 19:40 * Dirk attempts to charge a bolt of lightning between his hands 19:40 * Voice suddenly your observations are interrupted by a rather nerdy sounding voice 19:40 <%Dirk> ? 19:40 < Voice> Alright, gentlemen, let's begin. 19:40 * Greg jumps. 19:40 * Dirk stops charging his lightning, assuming it ever worked 19:40 <@Greg> WHOAH 19:40 <%Dirk> Who is this? 19:40 * Greg swings around, holding the sword out. 19:41 * Dirk is not as frightened by voices from nowhere 19:41 * Dirk Because it happens /all the time/ for him D: 19:41 < Voice> You find yourselves entering the city of Corksweil. 19:41 <%Dirk> ... 19:41 <@Greg> ... 19:41 <%Dirk> ? 19:41 * Voice as the voice talks, the environment around you begins to "draw" itself 19:41 <@Greg> The /what?/ 19:41 <@Greg> ... 19:41 < Keeirby> [Oh god, this is real life DnD] 19:42 <@Greg> Hey, what the hell is this, you? 19:42 < Voice> It is a small village near the forest. It is a farming community with very few buildings around. 19:42 * Greg is looking up at the "sky." 19:42 <%Dirk> ... 19:43 < Voice> The buildings of interest: An inn, a pub, and a blacksmith. 19:43 * Voice the buildings draw themselves 19:43 <%Dirk> ... 19:43 * Voice as the drawings finish drawing and coloring in the become 3D and "real" 19:43 <%Dirk> Why is this reminding me of a pen and paper RPG? 19:43 < Voice> *they 19:44 <@Greg> ... 19:44 * Voice some people can be seen walking about the town 19:44 < Voice> So gentlemen, what will you do first? 19:44 <%Dirk> ... 19:44 <@Greg> ... 19:44 <%Dirk> I will ask you 19:44 <%Dirk> Why are we here? 19:44 <@Greg> Continue to ask in vain what the hell is going on here? 19:45 < Voice> .... 19:45 < Voice> You can't ask the dungeon master, dummies. Go talk to the townspeople or something. 19:45 < Voice> (Sheesh, noobs.) 19:45 <@Greg> ... 19:46 * Greg sighs, slightly irritated but seems a bit intrigued at the world around him. 19:46 <%Dirk> ... 19:46 <%Dirk> Dungeon master? 19:46 <%Dirk> Oh dear god this IS a pen and paper RPG 19:46 * Dirk holds his head 19:46 < Voice> Stop breaking the fourth wall or I'll deduct EXP! 19:46 <%Dirk> DAMN IT ALL 19:46 <%Dirk> ... 19:46 <@Greg> ... 19:46 <%Dirk> No not my EXP 19:47 <@Greg> What? 19:47 * Greg looks down at Dirk. 19:47 <@Greg> What do /you/ know about this? 19:47 <%Dirk> ... 19:47 <%Dirk> We are 19:47 <%Dirk> on an adventure 19:47 <%Dirk> ... 19:47 *** Niro ~nigger@shacops-CABDD06F.rcmdva.fios.verizon.net has quit [Q:- ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.8/2009032609]] 19:47 * Dirk tries to think of how to say this without risking EXP loss 19:47 <%Dirk> And we're going to fight monsters and go on quests because that's what adventurers do. 19:47 <%Dirk> ... 19:47 <@Greg> ... 19:47 <@Greg> You're full of it. 19:48 <%Dirk> You've never seen the horror that is DnD 19:48 * Greg turns and heads towards the town. 19:48 * Dirk heads for the pub. 19:48 <@Greg> DnD? 19:48 <%Dirk> Dungeons and Dragons. It's a game. 19:48 <@Greg> ...Uh huh. 19:49 < Voice> [Damn you Greg, write an article for yourself sometime] 19:49 <@Greg> [:D] 19:49 <%Dirk> [:D] 19:49 * Voice when you open the door to the pub, you once again find yourself staring at whitespace 19:49 <%Dirk> ... 19:49 <@Greg> ... 19:50 * Dirk waits for the description 19:50 < Voice> The inside of the pub is bustling with activity. 19:50 <%Dirk> [*hookers everywhere&] 19:50 <%Dirk> [**] 19:50 <%Dirk> [*dear god why*] 19:50 < Voice> Not many of these men look like the adventurer type; their mostly farmers and stuff. 19:50 * Voice the people and the interior of the bar appears 19:51 < Voice> *they're 19:51 <@Greg> ...That's gonna happen every time, isn't it? 19:51 <%Dirk> Yes. 19:51 <%Dirk> ALRIGHT 19:51 * Dirk claps his hands together 19:52 <%Dirk> WE'RE LOOKING FOR A QUEST 19:52 <@Greg> ... 19:52 <%Dirk> WHO HERE GIVES THEM OUT 19:52 < Voice> The people all turn and stare at you. 19:52 * Voice sure enough, they do. 19:52 <%Dirk> ... 19:52 <%Dirk> And then one of them gives out a quest. 19:52 <%Dirk> Right? 19:52 <%Dirk> ... 19:52 <%Dirk> This is uncomfortable. 19:53 <@Greg> ... 19:53 < Voice> Well you can't expect them to initiate the conversation between strange adventurers 19:53 <%Dirk> ... 19:53 <%Dirk> That's how /my/ world worked 19:54 <%Dirk> T_T 19:54 < Voice> Okay fine. 19:54 <%Dirk> [Bitch yes] 19:54 <@Greg> ... 19:55 < Voice> A busty woman in her mid-thirties approaches you and asks if she can help you. 19:55 < Voice> "Can I help y'all?" 19:55 <%Dirk> ... 19:55 <%Dirk> We're looking for a quest? 19:55 < Zallio> [I like this RP] 19:56 < Voice> "A quest? What do ya mean by that?" 19:56 * Greg stands there, letting Dirk do all the talking. 19:56 * Greg figures he knows what he's doing. 19:56 <%Dirk> ... 19:56 * Dirk /thinks/ he should know what he's doing 19:56 <%Dirk> Like 19:56 <%Dirk> Maybe there's a monster going around 19:56 <%Dirk> in some lair 19:56 <%Dirk> terrorizing the town 19:56 <%Dirk> and he's got a reward on his head 19:57 <%Dirk> Or perhaps we need to help get an item for someone 19:57 < Voice> "..." 19:57 < Voice> "You're an odd little man." 19:58 <%Dirk> No, this is just very hard to work with 19:58 < Voice> "But if you really want to put yourself in danger, I suppose Louis might know a thing or two." 19:58 <%Dirk> ... 19:58 <%Dirk> THANK you 19:58 <%Dirk> So who's Louis? 19:58 <@Greg> Yeah, thanks. 19:58 < Voice> "The bartender, hon." 19:59 <%Dirk> Alright 19:59 <@Greg> Gotcha. 19:59 < Keeirby> [First rule of DnD: Always ask the bartender] 19:59 * Greg heads over to the bar and takes a seat. 19:59 * Voice an ordinary man approaches you from behind the counter 20:00 <%Dirk> [See this is where never having played DnD myself starts to show] 20:00 < Voice> The bartender is a large, heavyset, balding man with an eyepatch. 20:00 < Keeirby> [I've never played DnD either, but I'm familiar with the tropes involved] 20:00 * Voice *poof* the man changes to match this description 20:00 <%Dirk> [See this is where never having read TVTropes for more than 30 minutes at a time starts to show] 20:00 <%Dirk> ... 20:01 <%Dirk> Well. 20:01 <@Greg> ... 20:01 <%Dirk> Excuse me, Louis 20:01 * Greg blinks. 20:01 < Voice> "Aye?" 20:01 <%Dirk> Greg and I are adventurers, and we're looking for some sort of quest to undertake. 20:01 < Voice> "Ye want something to drink, strangers?" 20:01 < Voice> "ADVENTURERS? Pah!" 20:02 * Greg raises an eyebrow. 20:02 <%Dirk> ... 20:02 < Voice> "We haven't had anybody calling themselves that come around here for a long time." 20:02 <%Dirk> Well, that's good 20:02 <%Dirk> we won't have any competition 20:03 <@Greg> ... 20:03 < Voice> "To tell the truth laddies, I used to be an adventurer myself. Lost me eye that way I did." 20:03 <@Greg> Kid's got a point. 20:03 <@Greg> Oh? Do tell, Louie. 20:03 < Voice> "I might know of something nearby that would be worth your trouble ..." 20:03 < Voice> "But it's costly information, if you get what I'm saying." 20:04 <@Greg> ... 20:04 <@Greg> How much? 20:04 < Voice> "Hmm, let's say ... three gold?" 20:05 <%Dirk> Three? 20:05 <%Dirk> Sold! 20:05 * Dirk takes out his pouch and extracts three gold coins 20:05 * Dirk hands the coins to Louis. 20:05 < Voice> The bartender takes the gold. 20:05 < Voice> "Wow, I expected ye to try to haggle me down. You're really new at this, aren't ye?" 20:06 <%Dirk> ... 20:06 <%Dirk> Is three a lot? 20:06 <%Dirk> It seems like not a lot 20:06 < Voice> He's kidding, right? 20:06 <%Dirk> ... 20:06 <@Greg> ... 20:06 < Voice> *ahem* 20:06 <%Dirk> Are you suffering /severe/ under-inflation? 20:06 <%Dirk> Jeez 20:07 <@Greg> I thought you said you knew how this game worked. 20:07 <%Dirk> I know how /my/ world works 20:07 <%Dirk> And my world seems to have a lot of differences compared to this one 20:07 < Voice> "Well, there's a cave about a mile into the woods from here." 20:07 <%Dirk> A cave? Sounds like a good first dungeon 20:07 < Voice> "Inside there be a treasure which should gain you a hefty sum of money." 20:07 <%Dirk> ... 20:08 <%Dirk> I have a question 20:08 <%Dirk> If there's so much money in there 20:08 <%Dirk> [*5 coins*] 20:08 <%Dirk> How come nobody has tried to get it before? 20:08 <%Dirk> Is there a monster guarding it or something similar? 20:08 < Voice> ... 20:08 <%Dirk> ["Well there is now, sure"] 20:08 <%Dirk> ["Good idea Dirk"] 20:08 < Voice> um 20:08 < Voice> "Yes. Yes there is." 20:09 <%Dirk> Alright then. 20:09 <%Dirk> ... Another question, just out of curiosity 20:09 <@Greg> What kind of monster? 20:09 <%Dirk> How do you know there's a lot of treasure in there if nobody's been able to get it before because of this monster? 20:09 * Voice a sound of scribbling notes can be heard 20:09 <%Dirk> [XD] 20:09 <@Greg> ... 20:10 < Voice> "Well, even if there's nothing there ... I'm sure the monster's carcass would bring a hefty sum...? 20:10 < Voice> " 20:10 <%Dirk> ... 20:10 <%Dirk> Good point. 20:10 < Voice> "Arr." 20:10 <%Dirk> Perhaps the monster will also drop some good weapons and armor 20:10 <@Greg> True. 20:10 <@Greg> But what kind of monster is it? 20:10 < Voice> STOP ASKING QUESTIONS 20:11 <%Dirk> WAIT WAIT 20:11 <%Dirk> I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ONE 20:11 * Dirk looks up 20:11 <%Dirk> If I were to, um 20:11 <%Dirk> have had the ability to cast spells before his 20:11 *** Niro ~nigger@shacops-CABDD06F.rcmdva.fios.verizon.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 20:11 *** mode/#the-crossing-daggers [+o Niro] by ChanServ 20:11 <%Dirk> Would my MP decrease to something more appropriate for a level one adventurer? 20:11 <%Dirk> Or would it be left untouched? 20:11 <@Greg> ... 20:11 < Voice> What are you talking about 20:11 <%Dirk> ... 20:12 <%Dirk> Nothing, nothing 20:12 <@Greg> Oh /come on,/ man. Less technicality and more importance! 20:12 <@Greg> What kind of a monster is this? 20:12 <%Dirk> I'm sorry but if I run out of MP after one casting of Flare we're both going to be in huge trouble 20:12 < Voice> "It's a ... tarasque, okay?!" 20:12 <%Dirk> ... 20:13 <%Dirk> I don't even know what a tarasque is but I've been fond of surprises anyway 20:13 <@Greg> ... 20:13 <@Greg> A what? 20:13 <%Dirk> Let's just go 20:13 < Voice> IT'S YOUR MOM! 20:13 <%Dirk> It doesn't matter what it is if it's /dead/ 20:13 <%Dirk> [XD] 20:13 <@Greg> ... 20:13 <@Greg> I don't have a mom. 20:13 <%Dirk> [I love this dungeon master] 20:13 <%Dirk> Greg, let's /go/ 20:13 <@Greg> So there isn't a monster! Dandy! 20:13 <%Dirk> We're not going to find a way out of this any faster if we argue with the dungeon monster 20:13 * Greg claps his hands together. 20:13 <%Dirk> [*master] 20:13 <@Greg> Let's roll! 20:14 * Dirk heads out the door of the pub 20:14 * Greg spins around on the stool and hops off, heading for the door. 20:14 <@Greg> Thanks Louie. See ya 'round. 20:14 < Voice> "@#$%" 20:14 * Dirk heads for the blacksmith after exiting, assuming nothing special happens 20:15 <%Dirk> [XD what Jer] 20:15 <@Greg> Love you too, Louie! 20:15 * Greg heads out the door. 20:15 * Greg follows after Dirk. 20:15 * Voice the blacksmith shop draws itself as you enter. 20:15 <@Greg> ...I'll never get used to that. 20:15 <%Dirk> I actually think it's kind of neat. 20:16 < Voice> "Welcome, boys! What can I do for you today." 20:16 <%Dirk> Hi, I'm just checking something real quick 20:16 * Dirk holds up his staff 20:16 <%Dirk> How much would this sell for? 20:16 <%Dirk> Hypothetically, I'd rather keep it but for future reference 20:16 < Voice> Hmm 20:16 < Voice> "Probably about three coppers." 20:16 <%Dirk> Three coppe- 20:16 <%Dirk> ... 20:16 <%Dirk> WHAT 20:16 <%Dirk> You mean 20:16 <@Greg> Coppers? 20:16 <@Greg> ...Aw crap. 20:17 <%Dirk> Gold pieces aren't the /lowest/? 20:17 < Voice> "Lowest what?" 20:17 <%Dirk> Lowest valued coin! 20:17 <%Dirk> In my world, there's only gil 20:17 <%Dirk> No copper gil, gold gil, that kind 20:17 <%Dirk> I thought three gold was /cheap/ 20:17 <%Dirk> Ugh 20:17 <%Dirk> So there's copper, gold, what else? 20:18 <%Dirk> Silver? 20:18 * Greg looks up at the ceiling. 20:18 <@Greg> You could've told us that. 20:18 <%Dirk> Platnium? 20:18 < Voice> "Heck no. Ten coppers makes one silver. Ten silver makes one gold. Ten gold makes one platinum." 20:18 <%Dirk> ... 20:18 <%Dirk> Dammit so we just spent three hundred coppers 20:18 <%Dirk> Let's hope to the gods that monster has a lot more 20:18 <@Greg> I'm kicking Louie's ass later. 20:18 <%Dirk> Hey, it's not HIS fault 20:18 <%Dirk> It's /his/ 20:18 * Dirk points up 20:18 * Dirk exits the blacksmith 20:19 < Voice> "What strange people." 20:19 <@Greg> He didn't explain it either! 20:19 <@Greg> Neither of them did! 20:19 <@Greg> And it's not like I can kick the sky's ass! 20:20 <%Dirk> ... 20:20 * Voice thunder cracks in the sky 20:20 <%Dirk> Oh dear 20:20 <%Dirk> You've angered him 20:20 * Dirk runs off towards the forest before Greg gets Thundaja'd 20:21 < Voice> You head towards your destination. 20:21 <@Greg> ... 20:21 * Greg rolls his eyes. 20:21 * Greg walks after Dirk. 20:21 * Voice the trees draw themselves as you walk through the forest. There is a path in front of you. 20:21 < Voice> Okay guys, roll for initiative. 20:22 <%Dirk> ... 20:22 <@Greg> ... 20:22 <%Dirk> Roll what 20:22 <@Greg> Roll for what? 20:22 <%Dirk> /Dice/? 20:22 <%Dirk> Dammit no 20:22 <%Dirk> Why 20:22 <%Dirk> T_T 20:22 <%Dirk> Oh FINE 20:22 <%Dirk> Well where's the die anyway 20:22 <@Greg> ... 20:22 <@Greg> What the hell is initiative? 20:23 <%Dirk> I don't know but we're going to roll for it 20:23 <@Greg> ... 20:23 <@Greg> You're way too compliant. 20:23 < Voice> What the hell are you guys talking about? You should know how to roll dice. 20:23 <@Greg> ... 20:23 * Greg looks around on the ground. 20:23 <%Dirk> ... 20:23 <@Greg> And where do you expect us to get this dice? 20:23 <%Dirk> Yeah 20:23 <%Dirk> I mean 20:23 <%Dirk> Do we /make/ one? 20:24 * Dirk creates a block of ice between his hands 20:24 <@Greg> ... 20:24 < Voice> Oh for Pete's sake ... I'll roll for you. 20:24 <%Dirk> Because that's a bit unorthodox, really 20:24 <%Dirk> ... 20:24 <%Dirk> Okay then 20:24 * Voice the sound of rolling is heard 20:24 * Dirk throws the block behind him 20:24 < Voice> Hmm, not good. 20:24 <%Dirk> ? 20:24 * Voice rolls again 20:24 < Voice> Yikes. 20:24 <%Dirk> ... 20:24 <%Dirk> Stop scaring me. 20:25 < Voice> Alright alright, let's do this. 20:25 <@Greg> ... 20:25 < Voice> *ahem* 20:25 * Greg rolls his eyes. 20:25 < Voice> You are suddenly ambushed by a pack of five kobolds! 20:25 <%Dirk> ... 20:25 <%Dirk> Oh dear. 20:25 * Voice suddenly lizard-people appear out of nowhere and surround you 20:25 <%Dirk> ! 20:26 <%Dirk> ... Wait a minute 20:26 <%Dirk> This is a random encounter. 20:26 <%Dirk> ... 20:26 <%Dirk> /YES/ 20:26 <@Greg> !? 20:26 <@Greg> Whoah... 20:26 < Voice> The kobolds get first move. 20:26 <%Dirk> It's turnbased too?! 20:26 * Greg holds out his sword. 20:26 <%Dirk> I LOVE THIS GAME 20:26 * Dirk gets in the FF3 battle pose 20:26 <@Greg> ... 20:26 *** Niro ~nigger@shacops-CABDD06F.rcmdva.fios.verizon.net has quit [Q:- ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.8/2009032609]] 20:26 * Greg stares at Dirk. 20:27 * Voice one of the kobolds runs up to smack Greg with a club 20:27 *** Riles ~Riles_Mac@shacops-FBD34F06.hsd1.md.comcast.net has quit [Q:- Coupe de burst~] 20:27 * Voice it raises it's club ... 20:27 * Greg turns back to the lizard and holds the sword awkwardly, not used to this type of weapon. 20:27 <%Dirk> [AUTO PARRY!] 20:27 * Greg swings to block the club! 20:28 < Voice> Successful parry! 20:28 < Voice> Next! 20:28 * Voice one of them runs up to Dirk 20:28 * Voice it swings for Dirk's head 20:28 * Dirk readies his staff for bat-styled action 20:28 <%Dirk> *SWING* 20:28 <%Dirk> *Or WOOSH* 20:29 * Voice you totally miss and get clocked in the head 20:29 <%Dirk> OW 20:29 * Voice the next kobold goes after Greg 20:29 <%Dirk> Oh, curse my agility 20:29 * Voice it swings for his stomach 20:29 * Greg jumps back, dodging the blow. 20:29 < Voice> Dang, you're good. 20:30 < Voice> Or lucky I should say. 20:30 <%Dirk> Hey hey question 20:30 * Voice the next kobold goes for Greg again, realing back for a strong blow 20:30 <%Dirk> Can we counter/attack/? 20:30 < Voice> If you're lucky enough. 20:30 < Voice> Don't you people read the rules? 20:30 * Greg ducks under the next swing, stabbing awkwardly at the lizard. 20:31 < Voice> SHONIK STOP EATING ALL THE CHEETOS 20:31 *** Ajax im@ur.house.usin.ur.internets.com has joined #the-crossing-daggers 20:31 *** mode/#the-crossing-daggers [+o Ajax] by ChanServ 20:31 <%Dirk> What rules 20:31 <%Dirk> [XD WHAT] 20:31 <@Ajax> [So, what am I missing?] 20:31 <%Dirk> [An RP. Real life DnD!] 20:31 < Keeirby> [They're playing DnD] 20:31 <@Greg> [Apparently.] 20:31 < Voice> [Greg and Dirk are trapped in a DnD game] 20:32 < Keeirby> [Also, apparently Shonik is eating all the cheetos] 20:32 * Voice your sword successfully stabs the kobold in the leg 20:32 <%Dirk> [/A/ Shonik] 20:32 <@Greg> [That little fatty.] 20:32 * Voice it falls down on one knee 20:32 <@Ajax> [That sounds like a blast] 20:32 <%Dirk> [The real Shonik is quite possibly allergic to cheetos] 20:32 <@Ajax> [With their normal powers and everything?] 20:32 <%Dirk> [Ajax: No technology apparently] 20:32 <@Ajax> [Cause, DnD, as Ajax, would probably be fun] 20:32 <@Ajax> [Well, Dirk has no tech] 20:32 <%Dirk> [That's why I picked him] 20:32 < Keeirby> [I think Greg is being forced into being a sword wielding fighter] 20:32 <@Ajax> [So, /powers/ being the question here] 20:32 * Voice the last kobold goes for Dirk 20:32 <@Greg> [Rock, Scon and Servo would all be screwed.] 20:33 <@Ajax> [Like, would Ajax still have superpowers?] 20:33 <@Greg> [And Greg has no idea how to use a sword.] 20:33 <@Ajax> [Is the question] 20:33 *** Zallio is now known as Zallio-Gonewithdansgirlfriend 20:33 * Dirk holds his staff with one hand on each end so he has a better chance of blocking an overhead swing 20:33 <@Ajax> [Pfft, let Ajax have a /warhammer] 20:33 <@Ajax> [Shit is done] 20:33 * Greg swings to slice the downed lizard's head off. 20:33 <@Ajax> [Aww, isn't that cute, Zall wants us to know he's running off with some guy's girlfriend] 20:33 <@Ajax> [I'm so proud] 20:33 <%Dirk> [Heh] 20:33 * Voice kobold butts you in the stomach instead 20:33 <%Dirk> OW 20:34 * Voice Greg, your sword stops before it can even hit the Kobold 20:34 < Voice> Greg, it's not your turn yet. It's Dirk's turn. 20:34 <@Greg> ... 20:34 <%Dirk> My turn? Good, good 20:34 <@Greg> What. 20:35 < Voice> Dirk, the two kobolds are still near you. What do you want to do? 20:35 <%Dirk> *ahem* 20:35 * Dirk crosses both arms, a sphere of lightning charging in each one 20:35 * Dirk swings both arms out, one aiming at each of the kobolds 20:35 <%Dirk> THUNDARA 20:36 <%Dirk> *BZZZAP and all* 20:36 * Voice one of the kobolds is fried to a crisp, but your other bold misses completely 20:36 <%Dirk> ... 20:36 <%Dirk> Hmph. 20:36 <@Greg> ... 20:36 < Voice> How ... did you know that move already? 20:36 <%Dirk> ... 20:36 <%Dirk> I'm a level 76 Magus 20:36 <@Ajax> [bbl doodz] 20:36 <@Greg> ... 20:36 <%Dirk> Of /course/ I'm going to know this stuff 20:37 < Voice> You're a level 1, you noob! 20:37 <%Dirk> ... 20:37 <@Greg> (Oh God...) 20:37 < Voice> Greg, it's your turn. 20:37 <%Dirk> I'm pretty sure I'd know my own level 20:37 * Greg just decapitates the downed lizard. 20:37 <%Dirk> Especially after all of that grinding 20:37 * Voice the downed lizard dies easily 20:37 < Voice> Okay, Kobolds again 20:38 * Voice the first one tries to tackle Greg 20:38 * Greg holds the sword out so the lizard would be tackling INTO the blade. 20:38 * Voice the lizard impales itself 20:38 < Voice> ... that was actually kind of clever. 20:39 <@Greg> Thanks. I've had practice. 20:39 <%Dirk> [after this I guess I'll have to put off planning for the floating continent RP for a while] 20:39 * Voice the next kobold leaps and tries to hit Dirk with a downward jumping-smash 20:39 * Dirk uses the two-hands-on-staff technique he tried earlier to block this 20:40 * Voice the attack breaks your measly stick in two 20:40 * Voice but you're unharmed 20:40 <%Dirk> ... 20:40 <%Dirk> /That/ definitely wasn't supposed to happen 20:41 * Voice the last kobold decides Greg is too much to deal with and tries to run away 20:41 <%Dirk> [Heh] 20:41 <@Greg> ... 20:41 < Voice> Greg, feel free to react. 20:41 <%Dirk> ...! 20:41 <%Dirk> Don't let it get away! 20:41 * Greg shrugs and flings the sword at the lizard like a boomerang. 20:41 * Greg Or a throwing knife. 20:41 * Greg A very big one. 20:41 * Voice the sword goes through the back of the lizard's head, comes out the mouth and impales itself to a tree 20:41 <%Dirk> [/Nice/.] 20:42 <%Dirk> Oooh, good one. 20:42 < Voice> Your move, Dirk 20:42 * Dirk drops the broken staff(staves?) and turns his attention to the kobold who broke his weapon 20:42 * Voice sweatdrop 20:43 * Dirk holds both hands in front of him, then quickly brings them back; the kobold's blood just rips out of his skin, flying towards Dirk 20:43 <%Dirk> DRAIN 20:43 * Greg heads over to retrieve his weapon. 20:43 *** CK ~ckjcrews@shacops-1E3809EA.lv.lv.cox.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 20:43 * Dirk absorbs the blood, healing himself! Woo 20:43 <%Dirk> [Hey CK! We're playing real-life DnD!] 20:43 * Voice the monster falls over 20:43 < Voice> Wow, that was a pretty good first battle. 20:43 < CK> [Hm.] 20:43 < Voice> Okay, time to collect your spoils. 20:44 < CK> [In TCD continuity or outside?] 20:44 <%Dirk> Right! 20:44 * Voice the kobold's bodies disappear 20:44 <%Dirk> [In continuity I'd think but no idea as to why it's happening] 20:44 * Greg easily retrieves his blade. 20:44 * Voice three gold, four coppers, a silver, a wooden shield, and four pieces of lizard meat appear in a neat pile 20:45 <%Dirk> ... Do we have some sort of inventory to store this in? 20:45 <%Dirk> Hammerspace? 20:45 * Voice oh, and five clubs 20:45 <%Dirk> [scratch that scratch that] 20:45 <%Dirk> [I had a stupid moment and forgot about the magic of Dirk's cloak] 20:45 <%Dirk> [>_>] 20:45 < Voice> Take what you want. 20:45 * Dirk heads over and collects all of the cash. 20:45 * Greg walks back over. 20:46 * Dirk Are you going to be keeping track of our funds or will we have to? 20:46 < Voice> [to be honest you'll probably be out of here before you get to spend any of it] 20:46 < Voice> [but it wouldn't be a bad idea to keep track just in case] 20:46 <%Dirk> [well should I or should you? I'd still like to keep track :D] 20:47 * Dirk picks up the shield; he needs SOMETHING to defend himself! 20:47 <@Greg> ... 20:47 <@Greg> Coollll 20:47 * Greg picks up two clubs. 20:47 < Voice> [you should] 20:47 <%Dirk> We've already made up for the cost of the information with this 20:47 <%Dirk> Imagine how much the cave will have! 20:48 * Greg checks to see if he has a sheath. 20:48 * Dirk picks up the lizard meat and stores it all in his cloak. 20:48 * Voice you don't 20:48 * Dirk It won't get all messy in there, no, inventory space doesn't work like that 20:48 * Voice but you do have a loop on your belt 20:48 * Greg puts the sword there, dual-wielding clubs. 20:49 <@Greg> ... 20:49 <@Greg> Will we need the meat? 20:49 < Voice> alright alright alright 20:49 < Voice> You continue forward until you find the mouth of a cave 20:49 *** Gerrund ~zburch@shacops-819422CC.resnet.csuchico.edu has joined #the-crossing-daggers 20:49 <%Dirk> The meat will probably help regain HP 20:49 <%Dirk> Or we could sell it later. 20:49 < Gerrund> [I was transported to a far away land.] 20:50 < Gerrund> [To a world, where monsters ruled] 20:50 < Voice> [Hey Dirk, did PG and Ajax tell you about the puzzles I used in the zelda RP?] 20:50 * Greg grabs the meat. 20:50 <%Dirk> [No, they didn't ):] 20:50 * Greg follows after Dirk. 20:50 < Gerrund> [I played the game like an ace, now I'm in this place, to save the monsters from the evil Muu.] 20:50 * Dirk already took all of the meat 20:50 * Dirk And stored it away 20:50 < Voice> [I'm thinking of reusing one to see if you can figure it out faster than them] 20:50 <%Dirk> [Woo] 20:50 <@Greg> So, where do we keep this stuff? 20:51 * Dirk picks up one of the clubs, and it disappears into his inventory; it's too large to fit it in his cloak so it has to go in the more "cheap" way 20:51 * Dirk does this with the other two clubs still there 20:51 < Voice> [Hey Gerrund, Jenny was looking for Rensky earlier] 20:51 <%Dirk> I've got that covered. 20:51 < Gerrund> [whoops] 20:52 < Gerrund> [What for?] 20:52 < Voice> [no reason] 20:52 * Dirk takes the broken staff as well; why not? Infinite inventory space and all. 20:52 < Voice> YOU ARE AT THE MOUTH OF THE CAVE 20:52 <%Dirk> ... 20:52 <%Dirk> We are? 20:52 * Greg stuffs the meat in there. 20:52 <@Greg> Alright, alright! 20:52 <@Greg> No need to get pushy! 20:52 <@Greg> Jeez... 20:52 * Dirk already TOOK the meat! D: 20:53 * Greg has his own meat. 20:53 < Voice> SHONIK STOP DRINKING ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEW! 20:53 <%Dirk> [BUT IT'S SO SPARKLY] 20:53 < Voice> I don't do that when I'm over at your house do I? 20:54 <%Dirk> [I have a house?] 20:54 < Voice> [It could be any Shonik] 20:54 < Voice> [anyways] 20:54 <%Dirk> [I'm replying as if I'm the shonik but in brackets in case he can't be heard] 20:54 <%Dirk> [:D] 20:54 <@Greg> ... 20:54 < Voice> The inside of the cave is too dark to see 20:54 * Dirk Okay so Greg took one of the pieces of meat 20:54 <%Dirk> Well that's nice 20:54 * Dirk conjures a large fireball 20:55 * Voice the cave draws itself as the light sheds on it. There is a long rocky corridor. 20:55 <%Dirk> Well, lead the way, Greg 20:56 <%Dirk> /I'm/ not going first 20:56 *** Keeirby ~keeirby@shacops-7C16FF1A.hsd1.fl.comcast.net has quit [Broken pipe] 20:56 <@Greg> ...Yeah, yeah... 20:56 <%Dirk> being a mage and all 20:56 <%Dirk> >_> 20:56 * Greg heads in, holding his clubs at the ready. 20:56 < Voice> You follow the winding path until you reach a large room. 20:57 < Voice> This room looks kind of like a manmade temple. 20:57 * Dirk heads in behind Greg, wooden shield in one hand, illuminating fireball in the other 20:57 * Voice the temple room builds itself before your eyes 20:57 <%Dirk> ... Hmm. 20:57 < Voice> The room is circular and does not appear to have any exits besides the one you came from. There are eight torches in a circular pattern around the room 20:58 <%Dirk> ... 20:58 < Voice> Six of them burn with purple flames. 20:58 * Voice *poof* the torches light up 20:58 <%Dirk> /Purple/ fla- 20:58 <%Dirk> Oh yeah that's purple 20:58 < Voice> One has a red flame, and another has a blue flame 20:58 < Voice> The red and blue flames are at opposite sides of the room 20:58 <%Dirk> ... 20:58 < Voice> WHAT DO YOU DO 20:59 <@Greg> ... 20:59 <%Dirk> Uh 20:59 <%Dirk> ... 20:59 <%Dirk> Well. 20:59 * Dirk takes out one of his wooden clubs 20:59 * Dirk heads over to the blue flame. 20:59 * Greg heads over to the red flame. 20:59 *** Riley ~Riley@shacops-432FEFA2.hsd1.md.comcast.net has quit [Q:- ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.8/2009032609]] 20:59 * Greg puts his club up to it. 20:59 * Dirk sticks his club in the blue flame. 21:00 * Dirk ... It /does/ catch on fire with the blue fire and all right 21:00 * Voice the club begins to glow blue, but does not light on fire 21:00 * Dirk Oh dear. 21:00 <%Dirk> ... 21:00 * Dirk takes it out of the flame 21:00 * Voice the glow stays on the club 21:00 <%Dirk> Alright then 21:00 * Greg put his club to the red flame. 21:01 * Voice after a minute it disappears 21:01 * Dirk Yours is probably glowing red now 21:01 * Voice Greg's club glows red but does not catch on fire 21:01 * Greg Probably. 21:01 * Dirk runs over to Greg's fire 21:01 *** Flake CX@shacops-B1D00F55.om.nom.cox.net has quit [Q:- ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.8/2009032609]] 21:01 * Greg heads over to Dirk's fire and puts his red club in the blue flame. 21:01 * Dirk does the same with his club in the red flame 21:01 < Zallio-Gonewithdansgirlfriend> [Dirk, Ger's asking who plays TF2 in #drshnaps] 21:01 < Voice> [holy shit] 21:02 <%Dirk> [Nanoko, Leo, and, uh] 21:02 * Voice the two flames turn purple 21:02 <%Dirk> [I forget] 21:02 <%Dirk> [Jer: ?] 21:02 * Voice and a hidden door opens on the wall 21:02 < Nanoko> [?] 21:02 <%Dirk> [Pay and Vegaz do I think] 21:02 < Gerrund> [I got my account back] 21:02 <%Dirk> [How'd you do it? :D] 21:02 < Voice> [do you have any idea how long it took Ajax and PG to figure that out?] 21:02 <%Dirk> [... Was this supposed to be a /hard/ puzzle?] 21:02 <%Dirk> [It seemed pretty straightforward to me] 21:02 < Nanoko> [Pay and I can't play at the same time] 21:02 <%Dirk> [maybe they just didn't have any sticks] 21:03 < Nanoko> [as he uses my account and all] 21:03 * Dirk heads for the hidden door. 21:03 <%Dirk> That wasn't too hard. 21:03 < Voice> [anything you stuck in the fire would have glowed] 21:03 <%Dirk> [THAT I would not have guessed] 21:03 * Voice alternatively you could have picked up the two torches and brought their flames together 21:03 <%Dirk> [Yeah, I sorta thought about that halfway through but] 21:03 <%Dirk> [we were already doing our way and it was working :D] 21:04 <@Greg> [You can almost never move the torches in these things. >_>\ 21:04 <@Greg> ] 21:04 <%Dirk> [Greg this is DnD, things are made to be flexible :D] 21:04 <%Dirk> [not like FF3 where you have to do this specific thing] 21:04 <%Dirk> [anyway] 21:04 < Voice> The next room is square in shape 21:04 <@Greg> [Well that wasn't that hard at all.] 21:04 <@Greg> [Red + Blue = Purple] 21:05 <%Dirk> [PG and Ajax said that you just gave poor direction or something] 21:05 < Voice> There are lines on the walls every foot to show height 21:05 <%Dirk> [for their sake I hope they're right] 21:05 <%Dirk> ... 21:05 < Voice> About twenty-five feet up there is a ceiling covered in spikes 21:05 *** Keeirby ~keeirby@shacops-7C16FF1A.hsd1.fl.comcast.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 21:05 <@Greg> ... 21:05 < Voice> there are two pedestals with buttons on them. 21:05 < Voice> Oh, and the door shut behind you. 21:05 < Voice> *slam* 21:06 <%Dirk> ... 21:06 <%Dirk> Uh oh. 21:06 < Voice> [I gave them the exact same description you got] 21:06 <@Greg> ... 21:06 <@Greg> [Wow] 21:06 <%Dirk> [... /Wow/.] 21:06 <%Dirk> Alright, so 21:07 <%Dirk> The ceiling's obviously going to fall at some point for some reason, that much is given 21:07 * Dirk looks across the room. Is there another exit? 21:07 *** Gerrund ~zburch@shacops-819422CC.resnet.csuchico.edu has quit [Q:- ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.8/2009032609]] 21:07 < Voice> There is no visible exit. 21:07 <%Dirk> Well, great 21:07 <@Greg> DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS. 21:07 <%Dirk> ... 21:07 <%Dirk> Well 21:07 < Voice> Just the two pedestals with buttons on them. 21:07 <%Dirk> There /has/ to be a way out 21:07 <%Dirk> Perhaps one of the buttons opens a secret doorway 21:08 <@Greg> Perhaps. 21:08 <%Dirk> And the other causes the spiked ceiling to fall. 21:08 <@Greg> Probably. 21:08 <%Dirk> And then the lines on the wall 21:08 * Greg checks the pedastals. 21:08 <%Dirk> are to show you exactly how much time is left until you're dead. 21:08 <%Dirk> Which is sort of comforting. 21:08 * Voice the pedestals are identical, except one button is blue and the other red. 21:09 * Dirk looks at the pedestals as well. 21:09 <%Dirk> Hmm. 21:09 * Dirk looks up at the ceiling, looking to see if there's some sort of big clue saying "THIS COLOR EQUALS DEATH" 21:09 * Voice nope 21:10 <%Dirk> Hmm. 21:10 <%Dirk> I wonder how strong the ceiling is. 21:10 * Greg checks the color of the spikes on the ceiling. 21:10 <%Dirk> I could try freezing it around the edges, but it might not stop it 21:10 * Voice they're grey 21:10 * Dirk I think that would be an obvious hint, Greg. D: 21:10 * Dirk See? Grey. Ha. 21:10 * Dirk My pride remains intact 21:11 * Greg You never know. 21:11 <%Dirk> Alright 21:11 <@Greg> So 21:11 * Dirk aims a hand at one of the corners of the ceiling 21:11 <@Greg> How about we both press the buttons at the same time? 21:11 <%Dirk> ... 21:11 <%Dirk> ... 21:11 <%Dirk> Wait what 21:11 <%Dirk> ... 21:11 <%Dirk> That's 21:11 <%Dirk> actually a smart idea 21:11 <%Dirk> Do that. 21:11 * Dirk puts his hand down. 21:12 <%Dirk> [I feel silly.] 21:12 * Greg puts his hand over the red button. 21:12 <@Greg> Ready? 21:12 * Dirk puts his hand over the blue one. 21:12 <%Dirk> Yes. 21:12 <@Greg> On 1, 2, 3, go. 21:12 <@Greg> 1 21:12 <@Greg> 2 21:13 <@Greg> 3 21:13 <@Greg> GO 21:13 * Greg presses! 21:13 * Dirk presses the blue button. 21:13 * Voice the ceiling drops two feet, and then three more feet 21:13 <%Dirk> ...! 21:13 * Voice then stops 21:13 <%Dirk> ... 21:14 <%Dirk> Okay that apparently didn't work 21:14 <@Greg> ... 21:14 <@Greg> Okay so 21:14 <@Greg> This somehow involves Math. 21:14 <%Dirk> ... 21:14 <%Dirk> Oh, great 21:14 <%Dirk> That works out nicely 21:15 <%Dirk> ... 21:15 *** Zallio-Gonewithdansgirlfriend is now known as Zallio 21:15 * Greg looks around the room for some number written somewhere. 21:15 * Dirk looks at the marks on the wall. 21:15 * Greg checks the door. 21:15 < Voice> [you guys are missing something obvious] 21:15 <%Dirk> [Like wat] 21:15 < Voice> [I can't tell you, you're supposed to figure it out.] 21:16 <%Dirk> [Damn you] 21:16 * Dirk is still looking at the marks on the wall to see if one is different from the others 21:16 < Voice> [you're right about it involving numbers] 21:16 * Voice the marks are identical 21:16 <@Greg> Hm... 21:16 <%Dirk> Hmm. 21:16 * Dirk looks at the ground for anything special. 21:17 * Dirk What about Greg and his door? 21:17 <@Greg> [Well, it's always something obvious that you overlook.] 21:17 * Voice nope and nope 21:17 <%Dirk> ... 21:17 * Dirk looks at the buttons themselves. 21:17 * Voice one is red and one is blue 21:18 * Dirk looks at the wall opposite of the one with the door we came through. 21:18 < Voice> [I'll give you a hint, you're looking too low] 21:18 * Greg looks up at the ceiling. 21:18 * Dirk Again? WE LOOKED THERE ALREADY D8 21:18 < Voice> [warmer] 21:19 < Voice> [yeah but what are you looking for on the ceiling?] 21:19 * Dirk looks up at the ceiling, the number of spikes? 21:19 * Greg For a number? 21:19 * Greg counts the number of sp- 21:19 * Greg What he said 21:19 * Voice there are exactly seventeen spikes 21:19 * Greg Oh hey, cool. 21:20 <%Dirk> ... 21:20 <@Greg> ... 21:20 <@Greg> Oh fuck. 21:20 <%Dirk> Alright 21:20 * Voice I think that hint made it too easy ... 21:20 <%Dirk> Seventeen? 21:20 * Dirk walks over to the blue button and hits it. 21:20 <@Greg> WHOAH DUDE 21:20 * Greg looks up at the ceiling. 21:20 * Voice the ceiling drops three more feet, putting it at 17 feet 21:20 <@Greg> ... 21:20 * Voice but nothing happens 21:20 * Greg breathes a sigh of relief. 21:20 <%Dirk> Alright then 21:20 <@Greg> DUDE. 21:20 <%Dirk> It started at 25 21:21 <%Dirk> We need to hit... 21:21 <%Dirk> 8 21:21 <%Dirk> That's 9 more feet 21:21 <@Greg> ... 21:21 <%Dirk> ... Right? 21:21 <@Greg> Wait /what?/ 21:21 <%Dirk> I'm feeling like I did something wrong 21:21 <%Dirk> Let's see 21:21 <%Dirk> 5, 3 21:21 <%Dirk> that's 8 21:21 <%Dirk> three more 3s... 21:21 <%Dirk> ... 21:21 *** Flake CX@shacops-B1D00F55.om.nom.cox.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 21:21 <%Dirk> Okay yes then 21:21 <@Greg> Why 8? 21:21 * Dirk hits the blue button three more times. 21:22 <%Dirk> 5 plus 3, I already said that 21:22 <@Greg> ... 21:22 * Voice the ceiling drops incredibly fast! 21:22 <%Dirk> The red plus the blue we did earlier made it go down five, right? 21:22 * Voice it stops at eight feet, JUST before impaling you 21:22 * Dirk seems a bit too calm 21:22 * Greg ducks down instinctively. 21:22 * Voice a door opens on the other side of the room 21:22 <%Dirk> And then the second blue made it go down another 3 21:22 <%Dirk> Now, see? 21:22 <%Dirk> I told you 21:22 < Voice> [dammit that clue made it too easy] 21:23 * Dirk heads for the door, whistling Eternal Wind 21:23 <@Greg> ... 21:23 <%Dirk> [I enjoyed the puzzle anyway] 21:23 * Voice ceiling creaks above Greg's head 21:23 <%Dirk> [Especially how Greg's freaking out while Dirk's all "And this is exactly what we'll do now"] 21:23 <@Greg> [I think I missed something.] 21:23 <%Dirk> [you missed something?] 21:23 <@Greg> [Why 8?] 21:23 <%Dirk> [25 - 17] 21:24 <%Dirk> [17 being the number of spikes on the ceiling] 21:24 <%Dirk> [25 being the starting height] 21:24 <%Dirk> [It didn't work when it was at 17 feet, so it had to be 8] 21:24 < Voice> [yup] 21:24 <%Dirk> [although it stopping at 17 feet was completely luck] 21:24 <%Dirk> [if Dirk hit the red, he might have thought there was only a 50% chance of this working] 21:24 <@Greg> [I see, I see.] 21:24 <%Dirk> [anyway, ONWARD] 21:25 * Dirk went through the door already 21:25 * Dirk Come on, Greg! 21:25 * Greg goes through the door. 21:26 < Voice> You enter the next room, which is very large. 21:26 < Voice> In the center is what looks like a giant golden turtle shell, decorated with all kinds of jewels. 21:26 <%Dirk> ... A turtle? 21:26 <%Dirk> Oh boy 21:26 <%Dirk> This is like the wind crystal all over again 21:26 <@Greg> ... 21:27 <@Greg> ... 21:27 < Voice> [what] 21:27 <%Dirk> The Land Turtle was my first boss /ever/. 21:27 <%Dirk> I fought him in the wind crystal chamber! 21:27 <%Dirk> Ah, good times 21:27 <@Greg> ... 21:27 <%Dirk> When a simple blizzard could destroy any foe 21:27 * Greg just stares at Dirk. 21:27 <%Dirk> ... 21:27 <%Dirk> Right on with the game 21:27 <@Greg> ... 21:28 < Voice> Well, are you going to do something? 21:28 <%Dirk> Uh. 21:28 <%Dirk> Greg, you approach it 21:29 <@Greg> ... 21:29 <%Dirk> You're a Fighter, you're built to take damage 21:29 * Greg approaches it. 21:29 <%Dirk> So 21:29 <%Dirk> ... I wasn't expecting the Tarasque to be a turtle, really 21:30 * Dirk tilts his head. 21:30 <%Dirk> ... Hmm. 21:30 < Voice> *gleem* 21:30 <%Dirk> This isn't the treasure, is it? 21:30 < Voice> *shine* 21:30 < Voice> *sparkle* 21:30 <%Dirk> ... 21:30 <%Dirk> Greg, look inside of it. 21:30 * Greg checks the gems on the turtle 21:31 * Voice rubies and saphires and diamonds oh my! 21:31 <%Dirk> Greg, /inside/ 21:31 <%Dirk> Where the beast would be hiding! 21:31 <@Greg> /I heard you./ 21:31 <%Dirk> Alright, alright 21:31 <@Greg> Keep your hat on, shorty. 21:31 <%Dirk> ... I'd do so even if you didn't tell me to 21:32 <%Dirk> >_> 21:32 * Greg walks over to the open hole and looks inside quietly. 21:32 < Voice> *rumble* 21:32 <%Dirk> /THERE/ we go 21:33 * Voice suddenly the legs begin to draw themselves 21:33 <@Greg> ... 21:33 * Greg sticks one of the clubs inside where the leg is being drawn. 21:33 * Voice the head emerges from the inside of the shell. It looks a lot like a lion. 21:34 * Voice the Tarasque kicks Greg away, knocking said club out of his hand 21:35 * Voice the sound of rolling dice can be heard 21:35 * Greg Figures. 21:35 <@Greg> ... 21:35 <%Dirk> ... 21:35 < Voice> Okay Dirk, I guess it's your turn first 21:35 * Greg walks back over and picks up his club. 21:35 <%Dirk> Nice. 21:35 * Voice Greg, you find you can't get up 21:35 <@Greg> ... 21:35 *** CK ~ckjcrews@shacops-1E3809EA.lv.lv.cox.net has quit [Broken pipe] 21:35 * Voice it's like there's a force keeping you down 21:36 * Dirk holds both hands out, his left held above his right 21:36 *** CK ~ckjcrews@shacops-1E3809EA.lv.lv.cox.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 21:36 * Dirk Icicles begin to spring into existence on both sides of Dirk, zooming into the space in the center of his hands 21:36 <@Greg> Oh /come on./ 21:37 * Dirk A swirling ball of ice and mist sits between his palms! 21:37 * Dirk spins around and flings the ball at the Tarasque in all of its freezing glory! 21:37 < Voice> Someone is going for extra roleplaying XP 21:37 <%Dirk> BLIZZAGA! 21:37 * Dirk Woo extra roleplaying XP 21:37 * Voice the attack hits right on! 21:37 * Greg roles his eyes. 21:38 * Voice ... but the beast isn't effected in the slightest 21:38 <%Dirk> ... 21:38 <%Dirk> Oh god don't tell me it's strong against ice 21:38 <%Dirk> Or, even worse 21:38 <%Dirk> Strong against /magic/ 21:38 < Voice> Okay, Tarasque's turn. 21:38 <%Dirk> ... 21:38 <%Dirk> ): 21:38 * Voice the beast's mouth begins to glow 21:38 <%Dirk> This is why we need a Scholar or at least a White Mage who knows /Libra/ 21:38 * Voice it pulls it's head back ... 21:38 <@Greg> ... 21:38 * Greg tries to stand up again. 21:38 * Voice and thrusts it forward, spewing a giant fireball at Dirk 21:39 * Dirk tries to dive out of the way! 21:39 <%Dirk> ACK 21:39 * Dirk wouldn't try blocking that thing with his wooden shield for all of the gil in the world 21:39 * Voice you manage to mostly dodge it, but your rump and feet are singed 21:39 * Dirk ... Okay that's a lie. 21:39 <%Dirk> OH GODS THAT BURNS 21:39 <%Dirk> >_< 21:39 < Voice> Okay Greg, your turn. 21:39 * Voice suddenly Greg can move again 21:40 <@Greg> /Thank you./ 21:40 <%Dirk> [ http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/176720 ] 21:40 * Greg stands up and retrieves his club. 21:40 * Greg walks back over, examining the monster. 21:41 * Voice you are on it's left side. It doesn't even seem to be noticing you. 21:41 <@Greg> Hmm... 21:41 * Greg walks around to examine its back. 21:41 <%Dirk> [*weak-looking tail* plz :D] 21:41 * Voice it has a tail protruding from the back; it's long and ends in a spiky ball 21:42 <@Greg> Hm. 21:42 < Voice> Are you going to waste your whole turn making observations? 21:42 * Greg bashes the base of the tail with the dual clubs. 21:42 <%Dirk> Hey, have you stopped to think he's looking for its /weak point/? 21:42 < Flake> [Lol it's a helmasaur] 21:42 <%Dirk> [It's a Tarasque!] 21:43 <%Dirk> [Whatever the fuck a tarasque is] 21:43 < Voice> [the base meaning where it meets the shell or the end of it?] 21:43 < Voice> [Also, Wiki it.] 21:43 <@Greg> [The former.] 21:43 <%Dirk> [Google is better] 21:44 * Voice the attack does not seem to do much damage, but it notices you now 21:44 <%Dirk> [ http://www.net-provence.com/villes/tarascon/tarasque.jpg ] 21:44 * Voice the moster retracts into it's shell, and which then quickly spins around, throwing you against the wall again! 21:45 <%Dirk> OH GODS IT KNOWS HOW TO COUNTER 21:45 * Dirk Is Dirk hit too? 21:45 <@Greg> GAH 21:45 * Dirk Or just Greg? :D 21:45 < Voice> Your turn Dirk. It's still in it's shell. 21:45 <%Dirk> ... 21:45 <@Greg> Ow... 21:45 < Voice> [no Dirk was too far away for that] 21:45 <%Dirk> [Woo] 21:45 <%Dirk> Well then. 21:45 * Dirk Since the creature just did a 180, Dirk should be facing the spot where the tail comes out, then? 21:45 * Dirk Wonderful 21:46 < Voice> Also, that wasn't really a counter. The beast gets two turns per round. 21:46 <%Dirk> ... 21:46 <%Dirk> Oh, that's neat 21:46 <@Greg> ... 21:46 <%Dirk> All of the bosses /I/ faced had the same thing 21:46 <%Dirk> Except they did them both at once 21:46 <%Dirk> ... 21:46 <%Dirk> Anyway 21:46 * Voice no, it was more like a 360 21:46 * Dirk Oh, so he's facing the head hole, then? 21:46 * Dirk Still works 21:47 * Dirk holds his right hand in front of him, his left hand held back 21:47 * Dirk Fire begins to collect in his right hand, creating a nice fireball 21:47 * Dirk Of fire 21:47 <%Dirk> Fiiiiiiii- 21:48 * Dirk shoves his left hand forward, and the fireball shoots forward more beam-like than a fireball should be 21:48 <%Dirk> -RAGA 21:48 <%Dirk> *PEW* 21:48 * Dirk Right into the shell! 21:48 * Dirk :D 21:49 <%Dirk> [there was a bit of redundancy in there but that's what happens when I try to describe these things] 21:49 * Dirk [coughs.] 21:49 < Voice> [Are you serious? It just shot a fireball at you.] 21:49 <%Dirk> [Yes, yes] 21:49 <%Dirk> [Lightning comes last] 21:50 <%Dirk> [>_>] 21:50 <%Dirk> [the land turtle used ice attacks too D:] 21:50 * Voice the attack doesn't do much damage, but is enough to coax it out of it's shell 21:50 * Voice monster then starts to stomp around, causing rocks to fall from the ceiling 21:51 <%Dirk> !! 21:51 <%Dirk> OH FFFF 21:51 < Voice> Greg and Dirk, react! 21:51 <@Greg> GAH 21:51 * Greg dodges rocks! 21:51 * Dirk creates a dome of ice around himself, constantly rebuilding it when rocks hit 21:51 * Dirk It's better than a damned wooden shield 21:52 * Voice one of the rocks hit Greg hard in his arm 21:52 * Voice it is temporarily paralyzed! 21:52 < Voice> Okay Greg, your turn. 21:52 <@Greg> ARGH 21:53 * Voice your screaming causes the monster to look in your direction instead of Dirk's 21:53 * Dirk 's ice dome disappears now that its done its purpose 21:53 <@Greg> Gah 21:54 <@Greg> Hmph... 21:54 * Greg pulls his trench coat off, unfurling his bat-like wings underneath. 21:54 < Voice> Wait, what? You can do that? 21:54 <%Dirk> [Life is full of surprises] 21:55 < Voice> SHONIK GODDAMMIT STOP PLAYING WITH THE RADIO 21:55 <%Dirk> [BUT IT MAKES PRETTY NOISES D8] 21:55 <%Dirk> [*static*] 21:55 * Greg picks up the second club with his good hand. 21:55 * Dirk is busy facing the beast's tail and all D: 21:56 * Greg flies at the tarasque's head, slamming both club's into its face. 21:57 * Voice the beast doesn't like being hit, but shakes off the attack 21:57 < Voice> You know those clubs don't give you much of a bonus, right? 21:57 <%Dirk> [You shoulda STABBED ITS HEAD :D] 21:57 * Greg [clubs Dirk.] 21:57 <@Greg> [YOUR STAFF BROKE.] 21:57 <%Dirk> [*bonk*] 21:57 <@Greg> [YOU DON'T GET TO JUDGE.] 21:57 * Voice the beast prepares a fireball for Greg 21:58 <%Dirk> [*in a frying pan*] 21:58 * Greg flies up into the air. 21:58 < Voice> *HURL!* 21:58 * Greg dodges in the air, flying around the room at a high speed. 21:58 * Voice flying where exactly, over the beast? Away from it? 21:58 * Voice straight up? 21:58 * Greg Yeah. 21:58 * Greg Then he flew diagonally away from the fireball. 21:59 * Voice your feet are singed 21:59 <%Dirk> [toasty] 21:59 < Voice> Your turn Dirk. 21:59 <%Dirk> Right. 21:59 * Voice the tail waves in Dirk's face 21:59 * Greg 's feet are burned, but shrugs it off, flying anyway. 22:00 * Dirk holds his right hand in front, faced down; a stream of lightning appears between his hand and the ground, then comes out completely and circles around his fist 22:00 * Dirk flings his hand upward, and the ring of electricity flies into the air, floating above the tail 22:01 <%Dirk> Thun- 22:01 * Dirk The ring splits apart into 6 separate spheres of electricity 22:01 <%Dirk> -DAJA 22:01 * Dirk All of them simultaneously bolt down at the tail! 22:01 <%Dirk> [I enjoy winging my attack special effects.] 22:02 < Voice> [ah here we go] 22:02 < Voice> [this is the song I'm imagining: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP0Bwg8tErY ] 22:02 <%Dirk> [Oh bitch yes] 22:03 <%Dirk> [Four Fiends is one of the best FF boss themes ever] 22:03 <%Dirk> [although the DS version is better] 22:03 <%Dirk> [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvJkKwk8qYE :D] 22:03 <%Dirk> [anyway you've just been Thundaja'd] 22:03 < Flake> [Decisive Battle imo] 22:03 < Voice> [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvJkKwk8qYE ] 22:04 <%Dirk> [Flake: Yeah, that's a good one as well but I prefer 4's :D] 22:04 * Voice the beast is shocked from head to tail- er, the other way around I guess 22:04 <%Dirk> [Just for the part around 50 seconds in] 22:04 * Voice the beast writhes around in pain before retracting into it's shell 22:04 <%Dirk> Ha/ha/! 22:04 <%Dirk> We have a weakness 22:05 <%Dirk> [and then it zaps us all with the electricity it has stored] 22:05 <%Dirk> [CT-styled] 22:05 * Voice the beast begins spinning again ... 22:05 * Voice and blasts fire from the holes in it's shell! 22:05 <%Dirk> ._.! 22:05 * Voice SPINNING FIRE VORTEX OF DOOM 22:05 * Greg swoops down and grabs up Dirk, flying up into the air. 22:06 * Voice Greg is safe in the air, but Dirk better do- 22:06 <%Dirk> ACK-! 22:06 * Voice wait, is that a legal move? 22:06 * Dirk Bitch yes it's a Dual Dodge 22:06 * Greg Probably not. 22:06 * Greg doesn't like this game much though. 22:06 * Dirk sure as hell likes it :D 22:06 * Voice fine, it's Greg's turn though 22:06 * Dirk is being held by Greg. 22:06 <%Dirk> ... 22:07 * Greg lands back on the ground. 22:07 * Voice the beast is still in it's shell. You can't tell which end is the head and which is the tail end. 22:07 * Greg pulls out his sword. 22:07 <%Dirk> Thanks. 22:07 <@Greg> You mind electrifying this? 22:07 <%Dirk> ... 22:07 <%Dirk> Is that legal? 22:07 <@Greg> Probably not. 22:07 <%Dirk> Is the handle well insulated? 22:07 <@Greg> Now zap it. 22:07 <%Dirk> ... 22:08 * Dirk launches two small bolts of lightning at Greg's sword, electrifying it 22:08 * Dirk And hopefully not him as well 22:08 * Voice dirk's spell fizzles out 22:08 * Dirk Or that too 22:08 <%Dirk> ... 22:08 <%Dirk> Yeah, not legal 22:08 <@Greg> ... 22:08 * Greg looks up, "You're a jerk." 22:08 < Voice> It's a legal move, but he can only do it on his turn. 22:08 * Greg rolls his eyes. 22:09 <%Dirk> And /that/ would waste a perfectly good turn to Thundaja the crap out of this Tarasque. 22:09 < Voice> Well it WOULD be, but you wasted all your thundaja for the day 22:09 <%Dirk> ... 22:09 <%Dirk> I've what 22:09 < Voice> Er, maybe I shouldn't have told you that. 22:10 <@Greg> ... 22:10 <%Dirk> My MP's still fine! 22:10 < Voice> This isn't an MP system! 22:10 <%Dirk> ... 22:10 * Greg flies over and lands on top of the turtle. 22:10 <%Dirk> /I/ have an MP system! 22:10 < Voice> Oh god, Shonik got himself stuck in the fridge again 22:10 <%Dirk> ... 22:10 * Greg slams the club down on the metal as hard as he can. 22:11 <%Dirk> [Oh god that poor Shonikado] 22:11 < Voice> *GONG* 22:11 * Voice the sound drives the tarasque back out of it's shell 22:12 * Voice the tarasque uses it's long club-tail to swing at Greg! 22:12 < Voice> [Greg isn't having much luck] 22:12 * Greg somersaults in the air over the tail! 22:12 * Greg [wasn't trying to hurt it.] 22:12 < Voice> Impressive 22:12 < Voice> Nice saving throw. 22:12 < Voice> Dirk, your turn. 22:12 <%Dirk> ... 22:13 * Dirk begins attempting to use Thundaja again. Is he /really/ unable to? 22:13 < Voice> *fizzle* 22:13 <%Dirk> ... 22:13 < Nanoko> [Wait, what, is this D&D?] 22:13 <%Dirk> [Yes, DnD in REAL LIFE] 22:13 <%Dirk> [\o/] 22:13 < Voice> [no, it's a parody of DnD] 22:13 <%Dirk> [oh shush] 22:13 < Nanoko> [...Oh hell, I missed it] 22:14 < Voice> [Nanoko: Dirk and Greg are trapped in a roleplaying game] 22:14 * Dirk reaches into his cloak and takes out one of his two ethers. 22:14 * Dirk Assuming it wasn't confiscated 22:14 < Nanoko> [I sense a D&D/FF confusion here] 22:14 * Voice the ethers appear to have been turned into ordinary water] 22:14 <%Dirk> [Yes. :D] 22:14 <%Dirk> ... 22:14 <%Dirk> Oh this is bull 22:14 * Dirk sticks it back in his cloak 22:15 <%Dirk> Fine, well 22:15 < Voice> You still have weaker electric attacks you know. 22:15 * Dirk snaps his fingers, creating a normal ball of Thunder. 22:15 < Voice> And your buddy could use an assist. 22:15 <%Dirk> Yes, I know. 22:15 < Nanoko> [Dirk! Pray with the water! Because holy water is awesome!] 22:15 * Dirk flicks the ball, and it zooms over to Greg and hits his sword. 22:15 < Nanoko> [:D] 22:15 * Dirk ELECTRIC SWORD IS Go 22:15 <%Dirk> [*GO >_>] 22:15 <@Greg> /Thank you./ 22:16 <%Dirk> Yes, yes 22:16 <%Dirk> <_< 22:16 <%Dirk> I miss my Thundaja 22:16 <%Dirk> [Fun fact: Dirk knowing ANY -ajas is a crime against FF3 continuity] 22:16 <%Dirk> [:D] 22:16 * Voice the monster attempts to smash Dirk with it's club tail! 22:17 * Dirk crouches, holding his wooden shield out 22:17 * Dirk braces for impact 22:18 * Voice the shield is smashed to pieces! 22:18 * Dirk pretty much saw that coming 22:18 <%Dirk> GAK 22:18 * Voice but Dirk gets off with a mild bruising 22:18 * Dirk Woo 22:18 < Voice> Greg, you're up! 22:19 <%Dirk> Alright, I'm going to buy an iron shield or something when I get back 22:19 * Greg stands up, flipping the sword around so he's holding it downwards. 22:19 <%Dirk> D: 22:19 <%Dirk> [ELECTRIC DAGGER] 22:19 * Voice the turtle is out of it's shell btw 22:19 <%Dirk> [GO GO GREG] 22:19 * Greg jumps down off the turtles back and stabs the electric sword down into the back of the lion's head's neck. 22:19 <%Dirk> [SPINAAAAL SHOCK] 22:19 < Voice> "GRAAAAAAH!" 22:20 * Voice the monster writhes about, coughing 22:20 < Nanoko> [...brutal.] 22:20 * Voice it tries to retract, but the sword keeps it's head from going in all the way 22:20 <%Dirk> [FATALITY] 22:20 < Nanoko> [callshot lol] 22:20 * Voice in it's struggle it causes another Quake attack 22:21 * Greg looks up. 22:21 * Dirk repeats his ice dome defense technique 22:21 <@Greg> ... 22:21 <@Greg> Motherf- 22:21 * Voice your ice dome spell is used up! 22:21 * Greg jumps down, hiding under the turtle itself. 22:21 * Dirk Oh mother fu- 22:21 <%Dirk> AAAAA 22:21 < Nanoko> [I take this turtle at full health and ram its head up its own ass!] 22:21 < Nanoko> [*rolls a twenty*] 22:21 * Dirk tries to run from the boulders D8 22:21 < Nanoko> [woo!] 22:21 <%Dirk> [XD] 22:22 * Voice Dirk, a rock hits you in the leg, HARD. You think it might be broken. 22:22 <%Dirk> OHGODSOW 22:22 <%Dirk> ._. 22:22 * Dirk holds his leg in pain ): 22:22 * Voice Greg, one of your wings takes a hit, but it's not too bad 22:23 * Voice Greg's paralyzed arm returns to normal 22:23 < Voice> Your turn Dirk 22:23 <%Dirk> ... 22:23 * Greg wraps the wing in instinctively. 22:23 <%Dirk> dammit 22:23 <%Dirk> I have a question regarding high-leveled spells 22:23 <%Dirk> Is it just that once you cast a certain spell, you can't recast it for a while 22:23 <%Dirk> or can you only cast a certain number of high-level spells a day? 22:23 < Nanoko> [One a day.] 22:23 < Voice> Certain number per day 22:24 <%Dirk> How many? 22:24 < Nanoko> [Or that] 22:24 <%Dirk> Well, a better question would be if I had any left 22:24 < Voice> Really high spells are one a day 22:24 <%Dirk> ... 22:24 <%Dirk> Curses. 22:25 < Voice> You have Thundara's left 22:25 <%Dirk> And Thundagas. 22:25 <%Dirk> They're below Thundajas. 22:25 < Voice> Nope, you wasted those in the woods 22:25 <%Dirk> ... 22:25 <%Dirk> Oh dammit. 22:25 * Greg sticks his head out. 22:25 <@Greg> ... 22:25 <@Greg> /Is this really the time?/ 22:25 <%Dirk> WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 22:26 <%Dirk> Oh to hell with it 22:26 * Voice the beast is in it's shell except for it's head 22:26 < Nanoko> [Did you make them fight any duckbunnies in this RP?] 22:26 < Nanoko> [Best monster ever] 22:26 * Dirk begins charging a sphere of electricity with his free hand 22:26 * Dirk fires it into the beast's shell again 22:27 <%Dirk> Thundara! 22:27 * Dirk Wait where is Greg again? 22:27 * Greg is next to the turtle. 22:27 * Dirk Oh boy. 22:27 < Voice> [wait, at the shell?] 22:27 <%Dirk> [IN the shell] 22:27 <%Dirk> [the holes in the shell where the tail goes] 22:27 <%Dirk> [er, hole] 22:28 * Voice the attack doesn't do quite as much damage as you'd hope. Maybe you should have, I dunno, aimed for the HEAD THAT'S STICKING OUT?! 22:29 * Dirk is on the OTHERS SIDE OF THE TURTLE 22:29 * Dirk TARASQUE 22:29 * Voice the monster is pretty worn out at this point. It comes out of it's shell and attempts to crush Greg 22:29 <@Greg> [Dirk] 22:29 <%Dirk> [?] 22:29 <@Greg> [Voice the beast is in it's shell except for it's head] 22:29 <@Greg> [Except for the head] 22:29 <%Dirk> [Yes, but I'm on the other side of the beast] 22:30 <%Dirk> [I can't even see the head] 22:30 <@Greg> [...Why not walk around?] 22:30 <%Dirk> [...] 22:30 < Voice> [broken leg] 22:30 <%Dirk> [yeah that] 22:30 <@Greg> [He can crawl.] 22:30 <%Dirk> [>_>] 22:30 <%Dirk> [YOU CAN'T WALK AROUND IN FF3'S BATTLES] 22:30 * Greg dives out of the way of being crushed. 22:30 <%Dirk> [BLAME DIIIIRK] 22:30 < Nanoko> [Is Dirk a malivari?] 22:30 <@Greg> [Tough.] 22:30 < Voice> Greg's turn. 22:30 <%Dirk> [No] 22:31 <%Dirk> [Dirk is a Magus/Human/Black Mage] 22:31 < Nanoko> [Alright] 22:31 * Voice the monster coughs up blood 22:31 <%Dirk> [it's on the wiki] 22:31 < Nanoko> [I lost the link to the wiki ages ago.] 22:31 <%Dirk> [It's just http://tcd.drshnaps.com ] 22:31 < Nanoko> [Oh. Well then.] 22:32 <%Dirk> [who put that quote in bold there] 22:32 < Nanoko> [I just got obsessed with FF again >>] 22:32 <%Dirk> [Nanoko: :D] 22:32 < Nanoko> [Ever play one of the tactics ser- oh right theres an RP going] 22:33 * Dirk Haldo Greg it's your turn 22:33 < Nanoko> [Really though, ever play one of the FF tactics games?] 22:33 <%Dirk> [yes] 22:33 * Greg Oh right. 22:33 <@Greg> ... 22:33 <%Dirk> [FFTA and FFTA2] 22:34 <@Greg> Hey Dirk, toss me your clubs. 22:34 <%Dirk> ... 22:34 <%Dirk> I don't think that's /legal/ 22:34 <%Dirk> Well 22:34 <%Dirk> actually 22:34 <%Dirk> it is OUR inventory 22:34 <%Dirk> So he can take anything from it 22:34 < Voice> That's not how it works. 22:34 <%Dirk> What? Of course it is 22:34 <%Dirk> The party shares the inventory 22:35 < Voice> No, everyone has their own inventory. 22:35 <%Dirk> ... 22:35 <%Dirk> Well fine then 22:35 <%Dirk> [what happened to Greg's clubs, again?] 22:35 <@Greg> Oh COME ON. 22:35 <@Greg> [Nothing] 22:35 <@Greg> [He just wants more clubs.] 22:35 < Nanoko> [I loved FFTA to death. But I don't have a DS so I can't play the sequel. The remake for the PSP (reissue of the original, not tactics advance) is so different though, it makes up for it. COMPLETELY different game.] 22:35 <%Dirk> [oh] 22:35 * Greg smashes the monster's face in with his two clubs then. 22:35 * Greg WANTED to smash it in with four. 22:36 < Voice> ... 22:36 <%Dirk> [Quad-Club] 22:36 * Voice the beast doesn't appreciate that 22:36 * Dirk I do! :D 22:36 * Voice it tries to lunge and snap it's jaws at you 22:37 * Greg counters the turtle by smacking it again. 22:37 < Voice> [I thought you were going to, like, hit the sword with the club and drive it all the way through the neck like a railroad spike] 22:37 <%Dirk> [heh] 22:37 < Voice> [that would have finished it off too] 22:37 < Voice> [but I guess now Dirk has to do it] 22:38 < Voice> Your turn, Dirk 22:38 <%Dirk> ... 22:38 * Voice the head is now clearly in Dirk's line of sight 22:38 * Voice there is also the tail 22:38 <@Greg> [He stabbed it through its spine. He figures stabbing it further down won't do anything. T . l] 22:38 * Voice choices choices 22:38 * Dirk looks at the head 22:38 * Dirk has this strange idea of smashing it with a club to drive it all the way through the neck like a railroad spike. 22:38 * Dirk How brilliant! 22:39 * Dirk :D 22:39 * Voice drop a rock on it 22:39 * Dirk Oh that could work too 22:39 < Flake> [what a plot] 22:39 * Voice I really got to stop giving things away 22:39 < Nanoko> [You throw a pebble at the gargantuan turtle] 22:39 * Dirk points at the ceiling above the turtle. 22:40 * Voice the ceiling is pointed at! 22:40 * Dirk A magic missile of some sort that I don't want to bother describing launches out, hitting the ceiling 22:40 <%Dirk> Quake! 22:40 * Dirk The missile hits, and a few large rocks drop down towards the turtle's head 22:40 * Dirk Which would be an ironic way to die, really 22:40 < Nanoko> [Stop saying that, it highlights me >>] 22:40 < Voice> *crunch crunch crunch* 22:40 <%Dirk> [Heh] 22:41 * Voice te monster is too dazed to make it's next attack or even retract 22:41 < Voice> Greg's turn. 22:41 <@Greg> ... 22:41 <@Greg> You aren't dead /yet?/ 22:42 * Greg slams the clubs into its face once more. 22:42 < Voice> ... 22:42 <%Dirk> ... 22:42 * Voice the monster dies because it's sick of dealing with you two 22:42 <%Dirk> [XD] 22:42 < Nanoko> [hahaha] 22:42 < Flake> [XD] 22:42 * Voice the limbs begin to disappear like they are being rubbed out by an eraser 22:43 * Voice leaving only the jewel-studded shell 22:43 * Voice and Greg's sword 22:43 <%Dirk> ... Ooooh wow. 22:43 <@Greg> /Finally./ 22:43 <%Dirk> How are we supposed to sell this thing, anyway? 22:43 <@Greg> ... 22:43 <@Ajax> [So.] 22:44 <@Ajax> [We've sold Disney to Japan] 22:44 <@Ajax> [Behold] 22:44 <%Dirk> [?] 22:44 <@Ajax> [ http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238994670602.jpg ] 22:44 <%Dirk> [oh dear] 22:44 <@Greg> [Motherf] 22:45 <@Ajax> [OH GOD] 22:45 <@Ajax> [ http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238995043377.jpg ] 22:45 *** Flake CX@shacops-B1D00F55.om.nom.cox.net has quit [Q:- used jmIrc] 22:45 <%Dirk> [XDD] 22:45 < Voice> [Dirk and Greg] 22:45 * Dirk crawls around the carcass to Greg 22:45 <%Dirk> [Yes?] 22:46 <@Greg> [?] 22:46 <@Greg> ... 22:46 * Greg picks up Dirk. 22:46 <%Dirk> Are we supposed to push it out? 22:46 <%Dirk> Would it /fit/ in our inventory? 22:46 < Voice> [there is no carcass, just the shell] 22:46 <%Dirk> [that's what I mean D:] 22:47 < Nanoko> [Maybe it was an exhibitionist and had an extremely tiny shell?] 22:47 < Voice> Why not try and find out? 22:47 <%Dirk> ... 22:47 * Dirk tries to make it disappear into the wonderful hammerspace that is Dirk's inventory 22:48 * Voice as you touch the shell, suddenly everything turns white again 22:48 <%Dirk> ! 22:48 <@Greg> !? 22:48 * Voice suddenly you are in someone's basement. There is a Shonik nearby with cheese powder all over his face. 22:49 <%Dirk> ... 22:49 <%Dirk> [\o/] 22:49 < Nanoko> [If Dirk kills Shonik, is that suicide?] 22:49 <@Greg> ... 22:49 <%Dirk> [What no it's not THE Shonik] 22:49 < Voice> You are both sitting on a table covered in papers and dice 22:50 <%Dirk> ... 22:50 * Dirk looks down 22:50 * Voice er, that was supposed to be in /me 22:50 <%Dirk> [XD] 22:50 <%Dirk> [I couldn't tell] 22:50 <%Dirk> [It made sense either way] 22:50 <%Dirk> ... 22:50 * Voice in addition to the Shonik is something that looks like a bear in a bowler hat, and a young man wearing a red wizard cap 22:51 <@Greg> ... 22:51 * Dirk looks at the bear, ignoring the roleplaying geek 22:51 <%Dirk> Where is there a bear here 22:51 * Voice the young man is holding a miniature version of the tarasque shell 22:51 * Greg is staring at the bear too. 22:51 <@Greg> ... 22:51 < Voice> Thank you for your- SHONIK SPIT OUT THAT DIE THIS ISTANT! 22:51 <%Dirk> [XD] 22:52 < Voice> *ahem* 22:52 < Voice> Thank you for your assistance. You may go now. 22:52 <%Dirk> ... 22:52 <%Dirk> Wait wait wait 22:52 * Voice *POOF* You're back at TCD 22:52 <%Dirk> Wai- 22:52 <%Dirk> ... 22:52 <%Dirk> Oh god dammit. 22:52 <@Greg> ... 22:52 <%Dirk> [*gods >_>] 22:52 <@Greg> . . . 22:53 <@Greg> What the HELL just happend!? 22:53 <%Dirk> I have NO idea. 22:53 * Voice you still have all the items you collected, incidentally 22:53 * Dirk reaches into his cloak, checking to see if he still has the gold, silver and copper piece- 22:53 * Voice except for the shell 22:53 * Dirk Woo 22:53 <%Dirk> ... 22:53 * Voice DING! 22:53 * Voice Dirk and Greg level up! 22:53 <@Greg> ... 22:54 * Greg can now use two clubs and a sword? 22:54 * Dirk has a broken staff, a broken shield, three clubs, ten gold pieces, one silver piece, and four copper pieces in addition to four pieces of lizard meat 22:54 * Dirk Well, three pieces 22:54 < Voice> [The end] 22:54 * Dirk Greg has one of the lizard meats. 22:54 * Dirk That bastard. 22:54 <%Dirk> [Woo] 22:54 * Voice shuts off the RP lever 22:54 *** You're now known as Shonikado 22:54 <%Shonikado> That was fun. 22:54 <@Greg> Fun indeed 22:54 < Voice> By the way, you could have used the lizard meat to pacify the tarasque 22:54 *** Greg is now known as Rock 22:54 <%Shonikado> ... 22:54 *** Voice is now known as Jer- 22:55 <%Shonikado> Fuck you Jer D:< 22:55 <%Shonikado> WE WANTED ITS SHELL 22:55 <@Rock> Actually 22:55 < Jer-> It's not my fault you don't try things 22:55 <@Rock> Then we could've used it as a mount 22:55 < Nanoko> Isn't lizard meat hallucinogenic in D&D? 22:55 <%Shonikado> Nanoko: ... 22:55 <%Shonikado> wat 22:55 < Nanoko> No, really 22:55 < Nanoko> And hallucinating in D&D is awesome 22:55 < Jer-> I dunno. If you want to get technical it was kobold meat 22:55 <%Shonikado> shh 22:56 < Nanoko> kobold meat is just poisonous 22:56 <%Shonikado> So will we see this DnD realm ever again? 22:56 < Nanoko> Oh wait, that's it 22:56 < Nanoko> Newt corpses 22:56 < Jer-> Possibly! 22:56 <%Shonikado> Why was there a bear 22:56 < Nanoko> It was the DM 22:56 < Jer-> He was supposedly the one "playing" Greg's character 22:56 <%Shonikado> No, the nerd was 22:56 <%Shonikado> Jer: ... 22:56 < Nanoko> >> 22:56 <%Shonikado> AHAHAHAHAHAHA 22:56 <%Shonikado> Wait does that mean I got the Shonik? 22:56 < Jer-> The Shonik was playing yours 22:56 <%Shonikado> ... 22:56 <@Rock> Wow 22:56 <%Shonikado> XD 22:57 <@Rock> That's awesome. 22:57 <%Shonikado> so do we get any explanation as to what the heck actaully happened? 22:57 <@Rock> Nope 22:57 < Jer-> maybe if I ever decide to do a continuation 22:57 <%Shonikado> *actually 22:58 <%Shonikado> Jer: Mmmkay 22:58 < Nanoko> "You eat the lizard meat. This tastes pretty bitchin! Suddenly, the world is groovy." 22:58 <%Shonikado> XD 22:59 <%Shonikado> so 23:00 <%Shonikado> ... 23:00 <%Shonikado> k 23:00 < Nanoko> Jer, were you actually calculating stats and rolling dice and stuff throughout that? 23:00 <%Shonikado> I need to leave for a bit, be back in five minutes or so 23:00 < Nanoko> Because if so, you are very very cool. 23:00 <%Shonikado> Nanoko: And very very nerdy 23:00 < Nanoko> Same thing. 23:01 < Jer-> Nah, I was just pretending I was. I don't have any twenty sided die. 23:01 < Nanoko> >> 23:01 < Nanoko> If I led an RP, I'd totally be doing that 23:01 < Nanoko> I have all of the weird D&D dice 23:02 < Nanoko> d3, d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20 23:02 < Nanoko> I have like 4 copies of each 23:02 < Nanoko> I used to love D&D 23:04 < Nanoko> Hey Jer, ever play Nethack or ADOM? 23:04 < Nanoko> :D 23:04 < Jer-> nope 23:04 <%Shonikado> Back 23:04 < Nanoko> You're missing out 23:04 <%Shonikado> Nanoko: ... d3? 23:04 * Ajax puts a knife right through that bitch, they know who they are. 23:04 <%Shonikado> A 3-sided die? 23:04 < Nanoko> Each game is about 2 megs, and they're both freeware 23:04 < Nanoko> Wait, yeah, those dont exist 23:05 < Nanoko> Sorry, its late 23:05 <%Shonikado> d4 would be, what 23:05 < Nanoko> pyramid 23:05 <%Shonikado> ... 23:05 <@Ajax> I have a d4, stfu 23:05 <%Shonikado> No that's 5 23:05 < Nanoko> Nope 23:05 <%Shonikado> It'd be one of those things 23:05 <%Shonikado> like 23:05 <@Ajax> Shonikado: No, that's a pyramid with three sides. 23:05 <%Shonikado> 3 triangles 23:05 <@Ajax> And a bottom. 23:05 <%Shonikado> and then a- 23:05 <%Shonikado> What Ajax said 23:05 <@Ajax> And I have a d4 23:05 <@Ajax> So 23:05 <@Ajax> There 23:05 < Jer-> I have a d2 23:06 < Jer-> I call it a quarter. 23:06 <@Ajax> Oh 23:06 <@Ajax> He's good. 23:06 <@Ajax> Well 23:06 <@Ajax> I have a d1 23:06 < Nanoko> Jer, Windows? 23:06 <@Ajax> And that's making up my fucking mind, with no alternatives whatsoever. 23:06 <@Ajax> MY WORD IS LAW 23:06 <@Ajax> THAT IS THE d1 23:06 < Nanoko> XD 23:07 <%Shonikado> XD 23:08 < Nanoko> Jer-: http://www.nethack.org/v343/downloads.html 23:08 < Nanoko> Amazing game. 23:08 < Nanoko> Undoubtedly the deepest RPG I've ever played. 23:08 <@Rock> Okay sleep time now 23:08 <@Rock> Night folks 23:08 < Nanoko> Also the hardest 23:08 <%Shonikado> Night Rock 23:08 < Nanoko> Night Rock 23:09 *** Rock ~Rock@shacops-D1492F62.mia.bellsouth.net has quit [Q:- *death*] 23:10 < Nanoko> Jer-? 23:10 < Nanoko> D: 23:10 < Jer-> I'm not a fan. 23:18 < Nanoko> Alright, goodnight everyone. 23:18 < Nanoko> I'm out. 23:18 <%Shonikado> Bye 23:18 *** Nanoko ~Nanoko@shacops-1F47D7A9.hlrn.qwest.net has quit [Q:- See ya.] 23:47 <%Shonikado> Hmm 23:47 <%Shonikado> In EoT, apparently stats have a "hard cap" of 999 23:47 <%Shonikado> Meaning, for example 23:47 <%Shonikado> if you have a weapon with 200 attack 23:47 <%Shonikado> and a base attack stat of 800 23:47 <%Shonikado> instead of having 1000 attack power 23:47 <%Shonikado> you'll have 999 23:48 <%Shonikado> Which means if you were to hypothetically max out every single stat 23:48 <%Shonikado> You could entirely pick equipment based on the visuals 23:51 < Jer-> um 23:52 < Jer-> but weapons can only level up to 30, and the highest attack on any weapon is 200 23:52 < Jer-> once it reaches level 30 23:52 <%Shonikado> Jer: I was just saying 23:52 <%Shonikado> hypothetically 23:52 <%Shonikado> I could have used 100 and 900 as an example instead 23:53 <%Shonikado> >_> 23:53 < Jer-> the strongest sword is 160 23:53 <%Shonikado> Well then 900 would be a better example 23:53 <%Shonikado> Wait, actually 23:53 <%Shonikado> you know what would be a better example 23:53 <%Shonikado> the BEST? 23:53 <@Ajax> I swear to God 23:53 <%Shonikado> A base attack stat of 999. 23:53 <@Ajax> If you say over nine thousand. 23:53 <@Ajax> Okay then 23:53 <%Shonikado> Ajax: ... 23:53 <@Ajax> Good 23:53 <%Shonikado> No I'm not in the mood for jokes 23:53 <%Shonikado> I'm in the mood for DISCOVERY 23:54 < Jer-> I discovered your pants last night 23:54 < Jer-> yeah 162 is the strongest sword 23:54 <%Shonikado> Okay then 23:54 < Jer-> Ragnarok 23:54 <%Shonikado> My point still stands 23:54 <%Shonikado> ... 23:54 <%Shonikado> Are you looking online 23:54 <%Shonikado> or, like 23:54 <%Shonikado> in your store 23:54 < Jer-> Which I neglected to pick up a scroll for before starting hard mode 23:54 < Jer-> online 23:55 <%Shonikado> Ah. 23:55 <%Shonikado> Wait 23:55 < Jer-> But that's just swords. I think there's a spear that can get to 200 23:55 <%Shonikado> There was a scroll in NORMAL mode? 23:55 <%Shonikado> But that wouldn't be the best one then 23:55 <%Shonikado> there's better weapons in Hard I thought 23:55 < Jer-> Yeah, you pick it up in the river belle 23:55 <%Shonikado> ... 23:55 <%Shonikado> Oh nevermind then 23:56 < Jer-> oh wait, not normal 23:56 < Jer-> Hard and Very Hard only 23:56 < Jer-> So I guess it's a good thing i didn't try and get it 23:56 *** Ajax im@ur.house.usin.ur.internets.com has quit [Q:- ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.8/2009032609]] 23:56 <%Shonikado> :D 23:56 <%Shonikado> River Belle was a bitch in RoF 23:56 <%Shonikado> I couldn't get past the first room 23:56 <%Shonikado> See, the problem with River Belle 23:57 <%Shonikado> is that there's poison gas at all times 23:57 <%Shonikado> and nothing to protect you from it 23:57 <%Shonikado> It can never kill you but when it brings you don't to 1 HP it doesn't matter if you're dead or not 23:57 < Jer-> It's actually a level from the first game 23:57 <%Shonikado> You /will/ be 23:57 <%Shonikado> Jer: The first one? 23:57 <%Shonikado> Really? 23:57 <%Shonikado> Huh 23:57 <%Shonikado> Well I never played the first one so I only say RoF's :/ 23:57 < Jer-> in which you have to stay inside the crystal bubble or be poisoned by miasma 23:58 <%Shonikado> There was nothing of the sort in RoF 23:58 <%Shonikado> You were poisoned no matter /what/ 23:58 < Jer-> Yeah it's the very first level of the first Crystal Chronicles 23:58 < Jer-> You couldn't swim or jump in that game though, so it seemed longer 23:58 <%Shonikado> ... Huh. 23:59 <%Shonikado> Giant crab boss in the end? 23:59 < Jer-> yeah, first boss 23:59 <%Shonikado> Okay 23:59 <%Shonikado> That's definitely River Belle 23:59 < Jer-> Although I feel this version was harder to dodge 23:59 < Jer-> ... yeah I know, I played it. --- Day changed Mon Apr 06 2009 00:00 <%Shonikado> >_> 00:00 <%Shonikado> <_< 00:02 <%Shonikado> ... Oh dear. 00:02 <%Shonikado> So, on gamefaqs 00:02 <%Shonikado> someone made another one of those forum FAQ things 00:02 <%Shonikado> The first line, in bold: 00:02 <%Shonikado> "DON'T REQUEST FOR THIS TO BE STICKIED, IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS" 00:03 <%Shonikado> The next 5 or so posts after the guide 00:03 <%Shonikado> "Nice! Request for sticky" 00:03 <%Shonikado> /why/ 00:03 < Jer-> Because they are Shoniks 00:03 <%Shonikado> Oh dear. 00:03 <%Shonikado> Anyway 00:03 <%Shonikado> It is bed time right now 00:03 <%Shonikado> so 00:03 <%Shonikado> D: --- Log closed Mon Apr 06 00:04:14 2009 --- Log opened Mon Apr 06 13:51:01 2009 13:51 *** Shonikado ~Shonikado@Macromedia.Malivari.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 13:51 *** mode/#the-crossing-daggers [+h Shonikado] by ChanServ 13:51 *** Irssi: Join to #the-crossing-daggers was synced in 1 secs 13:57 *** Flake CX@shacops-B1D00F55.om.nom.cox.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 13:58 <%Shonikado> Dammit we should have more people by now 13:58 <@Ajax> I just got home. >_> 13:58 <%Shonikado> ... 13:58 <%Shonikado> Damn you all and your /jobs/ 13:58 <%Shonikado> Or /whatever/ 13:58 <@Ajax> Well 13:58 <@Ajax> I'm about to go back out anyway 13:58 <%Shonikado> ... 13:58 <%Shonikado> D8 14:00 <@Ajax> Hmm. 14:00 <@Ajax> I hope he doesn't try /joining. 14:00 <%Shonikado> He's going to 14:00 <%Shonikado> Just watch 14:00 <%Shonikado> SET A PASS 14:00 *** mode/#the-crossing-daggers [+k TCD] by Shonikado 14:00 <%Shonikado> There we go 14:00 <%Shonikado> ha 14:00 <%Shonikado> ha ha 14:01 < Keeirby> ... 14:01 *** mode/#the-crossing-daggers [+b *!*@shacops-B9044AFA.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] by Ajax 14:01 <%Shonikado> Give it 5 minutes 14:01 <%Shonikado> and then it comes off 14:01 <@Ajax> I like my idea better. 14:01 < Keeirby> I thought Niro already set a pass. 14:01 <%Shonikado> ... 14:01 <@Ajax> Where he's just banned. 14:01 <%Shonikado> Oh sure 14:01 <%Shonikado> Keeirby: No 14:01 <@Ajax> Cause then it's funnier. 14:01 *** mode/#the-crossing-daggers [-k TCD] by Shonikado 14:01 <@Ajax> He did Keeirby, but it got taken down. 14:01 <%Shonikado> It got taken down because nobody liked it 14:01 <%Shonikado> I was just putting it up because of what's happening in #drshnaps 14:02 < Flake> /mode #the-crossing-daggers +k \u00af\(^0_.)/\u00af 14:02 <%Shonikado> dammit Flake I can't do those symbols D8 14:03 <@Ajax> .... 14:03 <@Ajax> Those are all pretty basic symbols. 14:03 <%Shonikado> No, the first and last ones 14:03 <%Shonikado> It shows "\u00af" 14:04 < Flake> wow, unicode fgt. 14:04 < Flake> use it. 14:04 <%Shonikado> I DON'T KNOW HOOOOW 14:07 <@Ajax> Oh fuck me this is gonna be hilarious if he says yes 14:07 <%Shonikado> ... 14:08 <@Ajax> Oh God 14:08 <@Ajax> Help me come up with more ridiculous bullshit. 14:08 <%Shonikado> Ajax you're a terrible and yet hilarious person 14:08 < Flake> Ajax: that is way 14:08 < Flake> way too easy 14:08 <%Shonikado> ... XD 14:08 <@Ajax> Flake: Maybe for you or me 14:08 <@Ajax> This guy, I doubt it 14:08 < Flake> true. 14:08 <@Ajax> Plus, it's trial 1. 14:08 <@Ajax> It's supposed to be easy. 14:09 <@Ajax> We'll need harder ones as we go. 14:09 < Flake> how many trials are there 14:09 <@Ajax> Uhh 14:09 <%Shonikado> As many as we need 14:09 <@Ajax> 7 14:09 <@Ajax> Seven 14:09 <@Ajax> We'll just let KG come up with six and seven. 14:09 <%Shonikado> Heh 14:09 <@Ajax> So he'll never actually finish 14:14 <%Shonikado> Woo 14:15 <%Shonikado> You have successfully defended TCD 14:15 <%Shonikado> :D 14:16 < Flake> too easy 14:19 <@Ajax> Yeah it was 14:19 <@Ajax> I'm a little disappointed, really 14:19 <@Ajax> http://img.4chan.org/b/res/129395291.html 14:19 <@Ajax> Also 14:19 <@Ajax> This thread is some of the funniest shit ever 14:20 < Flake> wow I may have to stop at the first post 14:21 < Flake> KAKUNA MATATA 14:23 < Flake> obligatory shoop da wooper 14:23 <@Ajax> HAHAHA 14:23 <@Ajax> I turn on my Charmander pants come right off 14:23 < Flake> LOL 14:24 <@Ajax> HAHAHA 14:24 <@Ajax> *JYNX* 14:24 <@Ajax> You owe me a soda. 14:25 <@Ajax> That Houhou's me money 14:25 < Flake> Feel sorry for the fags who are missingnother epic thread 14:27 < Flake> there was a virus in the exegutable, how do i get rid of it 14:27 < Flake> lolllllllllllllllllll 14:28 < Riley> "I made the bitch Swallow" 14:28 < Riley> There's a pokemon called swallow? 14:28 <%Shonikado> Yes, I believe so 14:28 < Flake> yes 14:28 <%Shonikado> Gen. 4 14:28 < Flake> 3* 14:28 <%Shonikado> ... 3 then 14:28 <%Shonikado> I stopped caring around halfway through gen 2 14:29 <%Shonikado> I don't even know gen 1 by heart anymore D: 14:29 < Flake> LOL, sprekans de english? 14:34 *** Jer-_ ~jerisnots@shacops-A56AD7AA.dsl.lgtpmi.ameritech.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 14:35 *** Jer- ~jerisnots@shacops-A56AD7AA.dsl.lgtpmi.ameritech.net has quit [Ping timeout] 14:35 *** Jer-_ is now known as Jer- 14:35 <%Shonikado> Jer! :D 14:35 < Jer-> Shut up 14:36 <%Shonikado> .. 14:36 <%Shonikado> D: 14:36 <%Shonikado> Why are you in a bad mood D: 14:36 < Jer-> I'm not. 14:36 < Jer-> I just want you to shut up. 14:36 < Jer-> I decided to irrationally hate you today. 14:36 < Jer-> *glare* 14:36 <%Shonikado> ... 14:36 <%Shonikado> I do that /every/ day! 14:36 <%Shonikado> :D 14:39 <@Ajax> Oh wait 14:39 <@Ajax> Other people hate Shonik for no reason? 14:39 <@Ajax> Fuck 14:39 <@Ajax> Now I feel like I'm a bandwagoner. 14:40 <%Shonikado> No 14:40 <%Shonikado> /I/ hate other people for no reason 14:40 <%Shonikado> And people hate me for that 14:40 <%Shonikado> and for my argument habits 14:40 <%Shonikado> I believe you're the only one who irrationally hates me :D 14:41 <@Ajax> Oh 14:41 <@Ajax> Good 14:41 <@Ajax> Let's keep it that way 14:41 *** Shonikado was kicked from #the-crossing-daggers by Ajax [Ajax] --- Log closed Mon Apr 06 14:41:10 2009 --- Log opened Mon Apr 06 14:41:15 2009 14:41 *** Shonikado ~Shonikado@Macromedia.Malivari.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 14:41 *** mode/#the-crossing-daggers [+h Shonikado] by ChanServ 14:41 *** Irssi: Join to #the-crossing-daggers was synced in 1 secs 14:41 <%Shonikado> :D: 14:41 < Jer-> Well you better get used to it 14:41 < Jer-> Today is National Everybody-Hates-Shonikado Day 14:41 <%Shonikado> ... 14:41 <%Shonikado> Oh dear. 14:42 <%Shonikado> I never understood RoF's plot 14:43 <%Shonikado> I don't believe I understand EoT's either 14:43 < Jer-> EoT's makes perfect sense to me 14:43 < Jer-> What don't you get? 14:43 <%Shonikado> I dunno 14:43 <%Shonikado> I just don't really get it that much 14:43 <%Shonikado> But I can't pinpoint WHAT confuses me 14:43 <%Shonikado> :/ 14:45 <%Shonikado> why are the bosses so easy D: 14:45 <%Shonikado> You get them stunned once 14:45 <%Shonikado> and you take them down without any trouble 14:46 < Jer-> what race were you playing? 14:46 < Jer-> It's not that easy for yukes let me tell ya 14:47 <%Shonikado> Clavat 14:47 <%Shonikado> with another Clavat 14:47 < Jer-> Yeah Clavats have an easy time. 14:47 <%Shonikado> and a Yuke and a Lilty 14:47 <%Shonikado> Fuck the Selkies 14:47 < Jer-> But it's good to have a Selkie around for jumping puzzles 14:48 <%Shonikado> I'm good enough with my jumping thank you very much 14:48 < Jer-> yes but their's makes certain areas extremely easy 14:48 < Jer-> plus there are certain hidden treasure chests that most others have much difficulty reaching 14:49 <%Shonikado> What, like 14:49 <%Shonikado> like the one where there's 3 swinging ropes 14:49 <%Shonikado> in the ruins 14:49 <%Shonikado> and you have to perfectly time your jumps to get up to the next one 14:49 <%Shonikado> to get to the treasure chests where I found an Anti-Burn boost 1 and a Thunder boost 1? 14:50 < Jer-> yeah 14:50 < Jer-> although I did that one with my yuke 14:50 <%Shonikado> I did it with Eldred :D 14:50 < Jer-> the first time 14:50 <%Shonikado> same here 14:50 < Jer-> You know I have a theory 14:50 <%Shonikado> (You obtained a prezzie!) 14:51 <%Shonikado> Jer: ? 14:51 < Jer-> Give a lilty a strong fully-leveled sword and a bushido lore 14:51 <%Shonikado> Bushido lore? 14:51 < Jer-> I think that would be like insanely overpowered 14:51 < Jer-> Bushido Lore makes it so non-clavats can perform sword combos 14:51 < Riley> http://zip.4chan.org/co/src/1239051402122.jpg Hilarious. 14:51 <%Shonikado> ... 14:52 <%Shonikado> Oh dear. 14:52 < Jer-> So even though the lilty wouldn't do as much damage per individual hit as it would with a spear ... 14:52 <%Shonikado> It would stun a lot? 14:52 < Jer-> It would rack up damage so quickly 14:52 < Jer-> it would more than make up for it 14:52 <%Shonikado> I gave Haxford a hammer instead of a spear 14:53 <%Shonikado> I like how, if you hit an enemy who's stunned 14:53 <%Shonikado> you deal 2x damage 14:53 <%Shonikado> :D 14:53 < Jer-> with hammers? 14:53 <%Shonikado> With hammers, yes 14:53 <%Shonikado> I haven't checked with other weapons but I know for sure it works with hammers 14:55 <%Shonikado> Jer if I told you I was on an epic quest to get my main character's stats to the maximum possibly 14:55 <%Shonikado> would you tell me I have too much time on my hands? 14:55 <%Shonikado> *possible 14:55 <%Shonikado> **nevermind that doesn't even work well in that sentence 14:56 *** Nanoko ~Nanoko@shacops-291D019C.hlrn.qwest.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 14:56 < Jer-> No 14:56 <%Shonikado> \o/ 14:56 < Jer-> It's a fun game, and you'll probably succeed in doing that by completing Very Hard mode without even trying. 14:57 <%Shonikado> ... Jer 14:57 <%Shonikado> When you hit level 99 14:57 <%Shonikado> most of your stats aren't even halfway to the max 14:57 <%Shonikado> D: 14:58 < Flake> what is this game of which is being spoken of, anywho 14:58 <%Shonikado> Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles 14:58 <%Shonikado> Echoes of Time 14:58 < Flake> platform? 14:58 <%Shonikado> DS 14:58 < Flake> ew. 14:58 <%Shonikado> ... 14:58 * Shonikado kicks Flake in the knees 14:58 < Jer-> DIE 14:59 < Flake> ew as in, I dunno if I can emulate that 14:59 <%Shonikado> Ah. 14:59 < Jer-> The same game is available for the Wii 14:59 < Nanoko> Why is TCD always more active than #dsp, now? 14:59 < Nanoko> Even when there's no RP. 14:59 <%Shonikado> Nanoko: Because all of the *smart* people come into TCD 14:59 < Nanoko> Oh okay 14:59 < Jer-> Flake I'm still going to hate you for choosing emulation over purchase. 15:00 < Flake> zzzzzz k 15:00 <%Shonikado> Jer: That's how I feel most of the time! :D 15:00 <%Shonikado> Leo doesn't seem to care though D: 15:00 < Nanoko> Oh Jer, I tried playing one of the Kirby games. Not sure of the title, I was emulating a GBA one 15:00 < Nanoko> I didn't get too far, it was painfully easy 15:01 < Nanoko> Any recommendations for one to start with? 15:01 < Jer-> Um, was it Nightmare in Dream Land? 15:01 < Nanoko> (I have no clue) 15:01 < Flake> might have been KATAM 15:01 < Jer-> Nanoko: Most Kirby games are easy. They're meant to appeal to all ages. 15:01 < Nanoko> It was at a friend's house, who had emulators up the ass on his computer 15:02 < Nanoko> Hmm. 15:02 < Jer-> KATAM is actually difficult by Kirby standards. It was made by the people who made the Megaman games. 15:02 < Flake> mm 15:02 < Nanoko> Neat gameplay though. 15:02 < Jer-> Well Nanoko, the best Kirby game of all time is undoubtedly Super Star. 15:03 < Nanoko> What console? 15:03 < Jer-> But I thought you'd want to work your way up to that by playing Adventure for the NES first 15:03 <%Shonikado> Nanoko: Well what was it like, the one you plaaayed 15:03 < Jer-> SNES, but there is a DS version that came out lately which is really good. 15:03 < Nanoko> You're a pink ball who walks around in a bright green environment eating enemies that do absolutely nothing for self defense and gaining their powers. 15:04 < Nanoko> Also breaking blocks and stuff. 15:04 <%Shonikado> No I meant 15:04 < Jer-> Nothing? 15:04 <%Shonikado> Was the first level you played a giant area with clouds and you're being followed by a bunch of other kirbies 15:04 <%Shonikado> or was there a game selection screen 15:04 <%Shonikado> that looked like a cork-board whatever you call them 15:04 <%Shonikado> etc. 15:04 < Jer-> That wasn't for the GBA dummy 15:05 <%Shonikado> Jer: Shh 15:05 <%Shonikado> I was giving examples 15:05 < Nanoko> Said friend did all of the laoding and stuff, I was playing the worst shooter of all time with some other friends while he was messing with emus 15:05 < Nanoko> I just noticed he was playing a Kirby game, and decided to give it a shot 15:05 < Nanoko> I just know it was a GBA game because of the title of the emulator 15:06 < Nanoko> Anyway, I'll go download Superstar, then 15:06 *** Keeirby ~keeirby@shacops-7C16FF1A.hsd1.fl.comcast.net has quit [Broken pipe] 15:06 <%Shonikado> well what was it like visually D: 15:07 < Nanoko> The sprites that Jer used for Kirby might be from the one I played? 15:07 < Jer-> Nanoko if you have a good DS emulator you should try Super Star Ultra instead ... 15:07 < Jer-> ... but I really don't like supporting downloading DS roms ... 15:07 < Flake> no$gba imo. 15:07 < Nanoko> So DS emulators actually exist now? 15:07 < Flake> ^ 15:07 <%Shonikado> They EXIST but they sorta suck 15:07 < Nanoko> And don't suck? 15:07 < Jer-> ... 15:07 <%Shonikado> or at least that's what I've heard 15:07 <%Shonikado> >_> 15:07 <%Shonikado> Eldred's emulator sucked 15:08 < Jer-> There are a couple good ones. 15:08 < Nanoko> The only reason I'd want one is to play FFTA2 15:08 < Flake> no$gba is currently the best 15:08 < Flake> or was the last time 15:08 < Flake> I checked 15:08 < Jer-> That game's save data tends to be a bit wonky though, which is a minus for emulation. 15:08 < Nanoko> Because I constantly get addicted to that game/series 15:08 < Flake> yah 15:08 < Flake> I could never get that to work 15:08 < Nanoko> FFTA2? 15:08 < Nanoko> D: 15:09 < Flake> oh no idea 15:09 < Flake> mmmm I want to play yggdra union again now 15:10 < Nanoko> Well, I'm gonna go try Kirby Superstar, then 15:10 <%Shonikado> Nanoko: Mmmkay :D 15:10 < Flake> good idea 15:10 < Nanoko> Good SNES emulators? 15:10 < Flake> ZSNES 15:10 < Flake> all the way. 15:10 < Nanoko> Ah, of course 15:11 < Flake> grrrr, RO really hates zsnes. <_< 15:11 < Flake> crashes every time I open it 15:11 <%Shonikado> grah 15:11 <%Shonikado> I dislike the enemy AI in EoT 15:12 <%Shonikado> My three AI partners run off to attack a skeleton enemy thingy whatever you call them it's probably something really complex and silly 15:12 <%Shonikado> but anyway 15:12 <%Shonikado> It goes for /me/ 15:12 <%Shonikado> I am ten yards away pushing a block 15:12 <%Shonikado> D: 15:12 <%Shonikado> they're all biased bastards 15:14 < Flake> and somehow I'm playing FFVI again 15:14 < Flake> zzzzz 15:14 < Flake> I still lul @ gau having white dragon rage 15:15 *** Eldred_Fireax ~Eldred@for.great.justice has joined #the-crossing-daggers 15:15 < Flake> JESUS CHRIST 15:15 < Flake> ELDRED 15:15 < Flake> WATCH OUT 15:15 < Eldred_Fireax> Hai 15:15 *** Keeirby ~keeirby@shacops-7C16FF1A.hsd1.fl.comcast.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 15:15 < Flake> THE WIG 15:15 < Eldred_Fireax> OH SHIT 15:15 < Eldred_Fireax> FLAKE 15:15 < Eldred_Fireax> WHAT 15:15 <%Shonikado> KEEIRBYYY 15:15 < Eldred_Fireax> OH GOD 15:15 <%Shonikado> Hi Eldred 15:15 < Eldred_Fireax> WHAT 15:15 * Eldred_Fireax ducks 15:15 < Eldred_Fireax> WHAT OH CHRIST 15:15 < Eldred_Fireax> Hey Shonik 15:16 < Eldred_Fireax> Hey Keeirby 15:16 *** Zeph ~Zeph@shacops-3CCF1D64.bstnma.fios.verizon.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 15:16 <%Shonikado> Zeph, 'sup 15:16 <%Shonikado> :D 15:16 < Riley> Yohohoho, hey Zeph. 15:16 < Zeph> Shonikado =D 15:17 < Flake> god 15:17 < Flake> merton is possibly the most overpowered skill ever 15:17 < Flake> brb, paladin shield 15:17 <%Shonikado> Eldred: I named my Clavat after you :D 15:17 <%Shonikado> one of them at least 15:17 < Eldred_Fireax> So I heard 15:17 < Eldred_Fireax> Along with Elena, Haxford, and Robyn 15:18 <%Shonikado> ... 15:18 <%Shonikado> Dammit when did I say this 15:18 < Eldred_Fireax> As another Clavat, a Lilty, and a Yuke 15:18 < Eldred_Fireax> Yesterday 15:18 <%Shonikado> ... 15:18 <%Shonikado> I seem to have a terrible memory, then 15:18 < Eldred_Fireax> Yeah. Probably. 15:18 < Zeph> Hmm 15:19 < Zeph> I should probably get EoT 15:19 <%Shonikado> Zeph: You should :D 15:19 < Zeph> =? 15:19 <%Shonikado> Eldred: Guess what Dirk and Greg did yesterday 15:19 < Zeph> Oh wut, that's an emoticon? 15:19 <%Shonikado> Zeph: =? I have no idea 15:19 < Eldred_Fireax> Shonik: Killed a dude? 15:19 <%Shonikado> it sort of looks like one 15:19 <%Shonikado> Eldred: Noooo 15:19 < Flake> tarasque lul 15:19 < Eldred_Fireax> Killed ten dudes? 15:19 < Eldred_Fireax> Flake: What 15:19 <%Shonikado> They played REAL LIFE DnD 15:19 < Eldred_Fireax> Shonik: ... 15:19 <%Shonikado> :DDD 15:19 < Eldred_Fireax> What 15:19 <%Shonikado> Ask Jer 15:19 < Riley> ... 15:19 < Eldred_Fireax> You... 15:20 < Eldred_Fireax> RP'd characters playing an RPG? 15:20 < Eldred_Fireax> ... 15:20 <%Shonikado> :D 15:20 < Zeph> ... 15:20 < Eldred_Fireax> Ow, my head. 15:20 < Jer-> no that's not it at all 15:20 <%Shonikado> Jer- tell Eldred tell Eldred 15:20 < Jer-> They were trapped in a DnD world. 15:20 < Eldred_Fireax> Please tell me their characters didn't start their own D&D session 15:20 < Zeph> Shonikado why are you so hyper today? 15:20 < Eldred_Fireax> Oh 15:20 < Jer-> It's not like they were sitting around a table rolling dice 15:20 < Eldred_Fireax> I didn't know what Shonik was talking about! 15:20 < Eldred_Fireax> Also, brb 15:20 < Zeph> Dirk must've had an orgasm. 15:21 <%Shonikado> Dirk actually didn't like it at first :D 15:21 <%Shonikado> which I thought you would know 15:21 < Jer-> Dirk was upset because he kept using up his magic without realizing it 15:21 <%Shonikado> that was discussed during your RP 15:21 < Zeph> ... 15:21 < Zeph> Whaty 15:21 < Zeph> What* 15:21 <%Shonikado> During the Nine battle? 15:21 <%Shonikado> D: 15:21 < Zeph> ... 15:22 < Zeph> You did not tell me this. 15:22 <%Shonikado> when dice were mentioned Dirk asked if they were playing DnD or something 15:22 <%Shonikado> and he did not sound happy 15:22 < Zeph> ... 15:22 < Zeph> Shonikado... 15:22 <%Shonikado> yes I did not expect you to remember this 15:23 < Zeph> I... 15:23 <%Shonikado> :D 15:23 <%Shonikado> ... 15:23 <%Shonikado> I'm going back to EoT now 15:24 < Zeph> Nuuuu =( 15:25 < Jer-> If you want I could hold a session 15:25 < Jer-> if they want to see how it worked I mean 15:26 < Zeph> Am I 15:26 < Zeph> Still here? 15:26 < Jer-> Yes? 15:26 < Zeph> Oh okay, I closed my laptop and I dunno if I DC'd or not 15:26 <%Shonikado> ... 15:26 <%Shonikado> k 15:26 < Zeph> But yeah Shonik 15:26 < Zeph> Don't leave D: 15:27 <%Shonikado> ... 15:27 <%Shonikado> I didn't 15:27 <%Shonikado> I just started playing EoT again 15:28 < Flake> what the fuck why did a doom drgn just appear out of nowhere in kefka's tower 15:28 <%Shonikado> ... 15:28 <%Shonikado> Flake: Perhaps it got lonely 15:28 < Flake> But I already have the crusader esper 15:28 < Flake> ): 15:28 <%Shonikado> ... 15:28 < Flake> then again 15:28 <%Shonikado> I have no idea what you're talking about 15:28 <%Shonikado> at all 15:28 < Flake> the white drgn appears on the veldt 15:28 < Flake> Play FFVI 15:28 < Flake> now. 15:28 <%Shonikado> I tried D: 15:29 < Flake> less trying more doing 15:29 <%Shonikado> I'm doing something eeeeelse 15:30 < Zeph> Shonikado, how are you today? 15:30 <%Shonikado> I am fine 15:30 < Zeph> Yus 15:30 < Zeph> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o 15:31 < Nanoko> This is actually pretty fun, Jer 15:32 < Nanoko> A hell of a lot better than the other one I played 15:32 <%Shonikado> Nanoko: :D 15:33 < Jer-> Which one are you playing? 15:33 < Jer-> Nanoko, I think you'll find that in most basic sidescollers, the enemies won't have very advanced A.I. 15:33 < Nanoko> Superstar 15:33 < Jer-> I mean, even the most recent Mario sidescrollers are like that 15:34 <%Shonikado> *Goomba* 15:35 <%Shonikado> Jer: Is it a bad thing that I haven't bought any equipment at all yet? 15:35 < Nanoko> I felt Mario got boring pretty quick. 15:35 < Nanoko> This game has way more too it. 15:35 < Nanoko> Although the music is rather abrasive >> 15:35 < Nanoko> I can live with it though 15:35 <%Shonikado> Shhhh I like KSSU's music D: 15:36 < Jer-> HEATHEN 15:36 < Flake> marx battle <3 15:36 < Flake> especially the SSBB remix 15:37 <%Shonikado> Oh what is this bullshat 15:37 < Zeph> I'm in the mood to play Canvas Curse. 15:37 <%Shonikado> Jer: Are Mercs SUPPOSED to take up space in your Guild? 15:38 < Jer-> huh? 15:38 < Jer-> mercs? 15:38 <%Shonikado> Mercenaries 15:38 <%Shonikado> Like the Red Mage 15:38 <%Shonikado> It looks like he's taking up a free slot D: 15:39 < Jer-> Yeah, but you can take all their stuff and then delete them 15:39 <%Shonikado> ... 15:39 <%Shonikado> Oooh. 15:39 <%Shonikado> Well can you re-hire them? 15:39 < Jer-> But are you seriously going to create that many characters? 15:39 < Jer-> No you can't. 15:39 <%Shonikado> ... 15:39 <%Shonikado> mmkay 15:39 *** Leo ~6bullets@where.we.are.speak.english has joined #the-crossing-daggers 15:39 *** mode/#the-crossing-daggers [+h Leo] by ChanServ 15:39 <%Shonikado> Hi Leo 15:39 < Jer-> GODDAMMIT IT'S LEO 15:39 <%Shonikado> I just paid 5000 gil to mug and kill a Red Mage 15:39 <%Shonikado> :D 15:39 <%Leo> GET IN THE CAR 15:40 *** CK ~ckjcrews@shacops-1E3809EA.lv.lv.cox.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 15:40 < Zeph> http://i.somethingawful.com/u/petey/comedygoldmine/2009a/march/kirby/kinkood.jpg 15:41 <%Shonikado> Hi CK 15:41 < CK> Hi 15:41 <%Shonikado> Zeph: Aaaaw :3 15:41 < Zeph> ... 15:41 < Zeph> Why are you saying aw? 15:42 <%Shonikado> Because it's such a cute Kirby 15:42 < Zeph> You don't get it 15:42 <%Shonikado> But it's /cute/ 15:42 <%Shonikado> And that's why I like it 15:42 < Zeph> Problem Sleuth 15:42 <%Shonikado> ... 15:42 <%Shonikado> That's PI? 15:42 <%Shonikado> Oh come on that's not PI kirby 15:42 < Zeph> (It looks like Vacarn) 15:42 <%Shonikado> PI doesn't smoke 15:43 < Zeph> I will make a Canvas Curse using Shonikado as the ball 15:43 < Eldred_Fireax> back 15:43 <%Shonikado> Jer- 15:44 < Eldred_Fireax> Zeph: lolol 15:44 < Eldred_Fireax> Shonik: Problem Sleuth, not Pickle Inspector 15:44 *** Niro ~nigger@shacops-CABDD06F.rcmdva.fios.verizon.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 15:44 *** mode/#the-crossing-daggers [+o Niro] by ChanServ 15:44 <%Shonikado> Zeph: ... Whoops 15:44 < CK> PS doesn't smoke either! 15:44 <%Shonikado> Well the PI was just because I'm terrible with acronyms D: 15:44 <%Shonikado> On a side note, Eldred 15:44 <%Shonikado> you look good in Red Mage robes 15:44 < Zeph> ... 15:45 *** Riley ~Riley@shacops-432FEFA2.hsd1.md.comcast.net has quit [Ping timeout] 15:45 < Zeph> That sounds... 15:45 < Eldred_Fireax> I what/ 15:45 <%Shonikado> hopefully the fact that I had to murder a Selkie for them doesn't make you uncomfortable 15:45 < Zeph> "You also look good in leather." 15:45 < Zeph> ";)" 15:45 < Eldred_Fireax> Zeph: Oh dear 15:47 <%Leo> How can you be "terrible at acronyms" 15:47 <%Leo> It's just the first letter of each word 15:47 < Eldred_Fireax> Leo: By being Shonikado 15:47 <%Leo> No 15:47 <%Leo> I'm tired of this excuse 15:47 <%Leo> "I'm Shonikado I'm supposed to be stupid and lazy" 15:47 <%Leo> Be a man 15:48 *** Sara ~Meow@shacops-2FB6C0E6.hsd1.or.comcast.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers 15:48 < Eldred_Fireax> Shonikado: The Brazilian wants you to man up. 15:48 < Jer-> Leo it's the other way around. 15:48 < Jer-> Would you know what ICBINB means without me telling you? 15:48 < Sara> .- . 15:48 <%Leo> Jer, he heard the full name first 15:49 <%Leo> In any case 15:49 <%Leo> Shonik 15:49 < Zeph> Shonikado can do whatever he wants, because he is Shonikado =D 15:49 <%Shonikado> Back 15:49 <%Leo> I have a red mage robe I got from a scroll 15:49 <%Shonikado> Leo: It didn't come with Red Mage Lore on it, did it, though? 15:49 <%Shonikado> Huh? 15:49 <%Shonikado> :D 15:49 < Jer-> Yes, yes it did. 15:49 <%Leo> So you didn't have to spend 5000 gil for it 15:49 < Zeph> BAHAHA 15:49 < Zeph> [18:47] http://i.somethingawful.com/u/petey/comedygoldmine/2009a/march/realbooks/food_bruinz_edit.jpg 15:49 < Zeph> [18:47] ... .-. 15:49 < Zeph> [18:47] Yum? 15:49 <%Shonikado> Leo: I did spend 5000 gil on it 15:49 < Jer-> True, but you do have to find the shit to put it together 15:49 < Eldred_Fireax> Zeph: What 15:49 <%Shonikado> Which also got me 15:49 <%Shonikado> the hat 15:49 <%Shonikado> and the sword 15:50 < Jer-> Which in the end is just as difficult as finding 5000 gold 15:50 <%Leo> What? 15:50 <%Leo> No it isn't 15:50 < Eldred_Fireax> Shonik: So what are the character classes for your little TCD party 15:50 <%Shonikado> And it also got me two gems for Red Mage Lores and a Samurai Lore one 15:50 <%Leo> I made a robe years ago 15:50 < Eldred_Fireax> I get that Eldred